things that i would weep with joy to read on the slim chance they ever exist:
the AU version of
The Young Lord Peter Consults Sherlock Holmes with Guy Ritchie's Holmes instead of Doyle's, in which Holmes is of course utterly delighted to help find a missing kitten, but is also high the entire time and accidentally involves ickle Peter in a very dangerous and complicated international conspiracy in the process.
To be fair, that last bit could be Peter's karma at work as much as Holmes's.
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