D'oh!
I stabbed myself in the hand yesterday. I bled like crazy for about 20 minutes. I was home alone with no car. Luckily, I applied pressure and it stopped bleeding. The end result is a puncture about 1/3 of and inch long and about 1/2 and inch deep. I could probably use some stitches, but I'd rather not do that. Just another testament to the uber klutz that is me. Oy.