I'm Really Horny
That's right! I'm hornier than a gazelle during mating season.
and I shall apologize now to the two 14/15 year olds on my freinds list because your young and shouldn't be reading this but...
I neeeeeed to get layed!!!!
GOD!!!!
FUCK!!!!
and by need to get layed I mean just really really want to right now. I know I don't NEED to have sex, my hormones are just driving me insane!
GAAAAAAH! and I also know that my hornyness shall fade eventually...hopefully...fucking hormones.
I haven't been this horny in sooo long. I'm almost not beleiving it. I was beginning to think I had just lost my sex drive but I guess that isn't the case, god damn it! God Fucking Damn It!
I'm not even the type for a quick lay. A quick anything...but I'm already picturing the alchohol and room full of bisexuals. Uh, and no offence to the bi (and by gosh gollie you shouldn't be reading this, yes I'm reffering to you, poofy head) on my friends list but it has been proven they are hell of alot easier then homo girls and well...bad thoughts, bad thoughts.
Ok, next time I get the chance to fool around with someone, I shall.
As long as they meet my standards because I'm that picky...yet not so much when I'm feeling like this. I'd flirt with just about anybody right now.
SO WATCH OUT!!! I'm glad I'm not around anybody I could make a fool out of myself with right now ie: anyone I find in, any way, attractive.
I'm going to go get some ice to chew now. (ice = good for sexual frusteration)
I'm just too lazy to go masturbate and I really don't want to as well.
maybe I'm just bored of it...yeah...more than likely...
...and that was a little too open of me, maybe...
maybe, I'm this sexually frusterated because I haven't masturbated in awhile, because I have been so stressed out...I get to relax and I suddenly feel like jumping someone, anyone!
...yeah, definitley too open...
jesus. jesus. jesus. So is my nickname horny dyke still in effect because this time it's true.
...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
(I hate the word fuck)
and why does the little fox look all content and happy
he should have an angry, frusterated look on his face
like me.
and I shall apologize now to the two 14/15 year olds on my freinds list because your young and shouldn't be reading this but...
I neeeeeed to get layed!!!!
GOD!!!!
FUCK!!!!
and by need to get layed I mean just really really want to right now. I know I don't NEED to have sex, my hormones are just driving me insane!
GAAAAAAH! and I also know that my hornyness shall fade eventually...hopefully...fucking hormones.
I haven't been this horny in sooo long. I'm almost not beleiving it. I was beginning to think I had just lost my sex drive but I guess that isn't the case, god damn it! God Fucking Damn It!
I'm not even the type for a quick lay. A quick anything...but I'm already picturing the alchohol and room full of bisexuals. Uh, and no offence to the bi (and by gosh gollie you shouldn't be reading this, yes I'm reffering to you, poofy head) on my friends list but it has been proven they are hell of alot easier then homo girls and well...bad thoughts, bad thoughts.
Ok, next time I get the chance to fool around with someone, I shall.
As long as they meet my standards because I'm that picky...yet not so much when I'm feeling like this. I'd flirt with just about anybody right now.
SO WATCH OUT!!! I'm glad I'm not around anybody I could make a fool out of myself with right now ie: anyone I find in, any way, attractive.
I'm going to go get some ice to chew now. (ice = good for sexual frusteration)
I'm just too lazy to go masturbate and I really don't want to as well.
maybe I'm just bored of it...yeah...more than likely...
...and that was a little too open of me, maybe...
maybe, I'm this sexually frusterated because I haven't masturbated in awhile, because I have been so stressed out...I get to relax and I suddenly feel like jumping someone, anyone!
...yeah, definitley too open...
jesus. jesus. jesus. So is my nickname horny dyke still in effect because this time it's true.
...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
(I hate the word fuck)
and why does the little fox look all content and happy
he should have an angry, frusterated look on his face
like me.