if you are of the male gender...YOU SUCK
hey...newsflash -- im not only here for sex... I KNOW its hard to believe i have a brain and i can make you laugh...BUT BELIEVE IT... all girls are not sluts and want to give it up all the time.
being scared to open up to a guy is multiplied even more when i cant trust that even if i do open up that is what they really want. In most cases they want to make you think that you are openign up to them and they are listening and "understanding", but in the back of their mind they are wondering when you are going to sleep with them cuz they are being so nice
FUCK YOU
you know whats even more stupid???? when they have girlfriends or girls that they are "talking to" yet they are still hitting on you and telling you that they want to be around you -- YOU FUCKING PIGS... this is why we dont trust you -- DUH!!! its not just cuz we are uptight bitches..its actually that in all liklihood you will take our hearts and smash them against the wall because you dont give a damn about us.. you only care about your fucking dong you peices of shit
- get a heart then call me (or play baseball, football or hockey and ill make it work)
- dont tap it unless i tell you to
- stop thinking about sex unless i tell you its ok
- do what i say.. all the time
- dont play games.. IF I GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER AND ITS THE RIGHT ONE -- INVITE ME ON A DATE, THATS WHY I GAVE IT TO YOU, YOU DUMBASS
- use your brain... ok stop, move your eyes up your body, yup THAT brain
- dont play games, im the one that is good at that
- dont cheat on your girlfriend or wife with me, while it seems like you are "cute" its not, cuz i just know for sure you are a bastard then
- dont assume cuz you got ass that you can get it whenever
- MOST IMPORTANT, i like ass too, so dont think you are the only one that there is to take care of...
DONT BE AN ASS
being scared to open up to a guy is multiplied even more when i cant trust that even if i do open up that is what they really want. In most cases they want to make you think that you are openign up to them and they are listening and "understanding", but in the back of their mind they are wondering when you are going to sleep with them cuz they are being so nice
FUCK YOU
you know whats even more stupid???? when they have girlfriends or girls that they are "talking to" yet they are still hitting on you and telling you that they want to be around you -- YOU FUCKING PIGS... this is why we dont trust you -- DUH!!! its not just cuz we are uptight bitches..its actually that in all liklihood you will take our hearts and smash them against the wall because you dont give a damn about us.. you only care about your fucking dong you peices of shit
- get a heart then call me (or play baseball, football or hockey and ill make it work)
- dont tap it unless i tell you to
- stop thinking about sex unless i tell you its ok
- do what i say.. all the time
- dont play games.. IF I GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER AND ITS THE RIGHT ONE -- INVITE ME ON A DATE, THATS WHY I GAVE IT TO YOU, YOU DUMBASS
- use your brain... ok stop, move your eyes up your body, yup THAT brain
- dont play games, im the one that is good at that
- dont cheat on your girlfriend or wife with me, while it seems like you are "cute" its not, cuz i just know for sure you are a bastard then
- dont assume cuz you got ass that you can get it whenever
- MOST IMPORTANT, i like ass too, so dont think you are the only one that there is to take care of...
DONT BE AN ASS