Insects boggle me...
There is a fly on the ceiling. He keeps moving left, then right, then he flies around a bit, then does it again. The same pattern every time. It'd be amusing except for the fact he's done it 80 something odd times. I wonder what he's up to... And don't you give me that "paranoia/old man" mamby-pamby crap! This is Middle Earth- anything's possible. What, you think that just birds can be spies? You gullible fools.
Anyways... I woke up, ate some french toast. But not the normal kind. No, it's the kind that comes in a cardboard box and you have to heat it up in the toaster. It's not bad, for boxed stuff. And then I had my morning coffee, as usual, so now here I am. And despite my caffeinated drink, I'm still tired.
You know, life has been rather dull lately. I have nothing to do around here. I have nobody to talk to. No one ever calls me up. I do have a phone, you know. Is it because I don't have a *cellphone*? Hmm. I don't trust those mobile wireless people. Global corporate bastards. Gahh. But, what with the recent issue of Valentine's Day, well, I feel rather lonely, as of late. Life's not just all dark arts and evil, you know. ::heavy sigh::
I think I'll go make myself another cup of coffee. And a very strong one, this time...
Anyways... I woke up, ate some french toast. But not the normal kind. No, it's the kind that comes in a cardboard box and you have to heat it up in the toaster. It's not bad, for boxed stuff. And then I had my morning coffee, as usual, so now here I am. And despite my caffeinated drink, I'm still tired.
You know, life has been rather dull lately. I have nothing to do around here. I have nobody to talk to. No one ever calls me up. I do have a phone, you know. Is it because I don't have a *cellphone*? Hmm. I don't trust those mobile wireless people. Global corporate bastards. Gahh. But, what with the recent issue of Valentine's Day, well, I feel rather lonely, as of late. Life's not just all dark arts and evil, you know. ::heavy sigh::
I think I'll go make myself another cup of coffee. And a very strong one, this time...