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something stinks D:
anyway, meme: from alohaaa
Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box in the top right corner and then write the first definition it gives you!
1. What is your name?
Reply:Curt
DEF:To pull a curt, is to say the most inappropriate thing yoo possibly could, to a female and make her question your friendship... unintentually.
guy: hey
girl: hii...
girl: omg! yoo so look like the type of guy to have had a fair amount of girlfriends!
guy: are you calling me pimp..?! do you see me as some kind of man-whore?!
girl: what..? no!
guy: you know what... just go!
(the guy will keep this up, thinking its purely a joke...
but unintentually hurting the girls feelings. i.e pulling a curt)
2. Your age?
Reply: Nineteen
DEF: Follows eighteen on the number line, comes before twenty.
One of the most useless ages ever. Nothing good happens when you're nineteen.
Kid: Hey, what's that number after eighteen?
Parent: Nineteen. Then after nineteen is twenty.
Friend: Dude! You're nineteen now!
Birthday Boy: Yeah. But what's exciting about that? You can't do anything when you're nineteen or twenty. So I have nothing to look forward to next year.
3. One of your friends?
Reply: Mandy
DEF: Slang for MDMA. "Mandy" is a powder form of the drug ecstacy. Is often preferred to ecstasy pills as MDMA is pure, whilst ecstasy pills are often adulterated. It is a popular drug amongst ravers and people who do not trust the purity of pills, and ecstasy in general has always been associated, often by the police and government, with the underground dance music scene.
Other slang names include "mud".
"Alrite mate, you got any mandy for the mash-up tonight? If not I'll get some beans (pills)"
4. What should you be doing?
Reply: Finding a job
DEF: Sleeping all day and not finding a job.
Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.
5. Favorite color?
Reply: Green
DEF: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6. Hometown?
Reply: Bear
DEF: A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.
George's sexual tastes run toward bears.
7. Month of your birthday?
Reply: July
DEF: A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July
8. Last person you talked to?
Reply: Kevin
DEF: basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.
How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.
9. What did you eat last?
Reply: Banana
DEF: An asian person who acts like they are white. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Quang doesn't know what Dim Sum is? man that guy's a Banana.
10. Your nickname?
Reply: Futch
DEF:
a butch who acts feminine, as opposed to being dominit one in a lesbian reletionship.
she's such a futch, stop actin so girly.
11. Your significant other?
Reply: n/a
DEF: not applicable
(filling out a form...if u dun have one)
email address: n/a
KAY EW...but whatever. Breakfast time.
anyway, meme: from alohaaa
Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box in the top right corner and then write the first definition it gives you!
1. What is your name?
Reply:Curt
DEF:To pull a curt, is to say the most inappropriate thing yoo possibly could, to a female and make her question your friendship... unintentually.
guy: hey
girl: hii...
girl: omg! yoo so look like the type of guy to have had a fair amount of girlfriends!
guy: are you calling me pimp..?! do you see me as some kind of man-whore?!
girl: what..? no!
guy: you know what... just go!
(the guy will keep this up, thinking its purely a joke...
but unintentually hurting the girls feelings. i.e pulling a curt)
2. Your age?
Reply: Nineteen
DEF: Follows eighteen on the number line, comes before twenty.
One of the most useless ages ever. Nothing good happens when you're nineteen.
Kid: Hey, what's that number after eighteen?
Parent: Nineteen. Then after nineteen is twenty.
Friend: Dude! You're nineteen now!
Birthday Boy: Yeah. But what's exciting about that? You can't do anything when you're nineteen or twenty. So I have nothing to look forward to next year.
3. One of your friends?
Reply: Mandy
DEF: Slang for MDMA. "Mandy" is a powder form of the drug ecstacy. Is often preferred to ecstasy pills as MDMA is pure, whilst ecstasy pills are often adulterated. It is a popular drug amongst ravers and people who do not trust the purity of pills, and ecstasy in general has always been associated, often by the police and government, with the underground dance music scene.
Other slang names include "mud".
"Alrite mate, you got any mandy for the mash-up tonight? If not I'll get some beans (pills)"
4. What should you be doing?
Reply: Finding a job
DEF: Sleeping all day and not finding a job.
Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.
5. Favorite color?
Reply: Green
DEF: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6. Hometown?
Reply: Bear
DEF: A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.
George's sexual tastes run toward bears.
7. Month of your birthday?
Reply: July
DEF: A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July
8. Last person you talked to?
Reply: Kevin
DEF: basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.
How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.
9. What did you eat last?
Reply: Banana
DEF: An asian person who acts like they are white. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Quang doesn't know what Dim Sum is? man that guy's a Banana.
10. Your nickname?
Reply: Futch
DEF:
a butch who acts feminine, as opposed to being dominit one in a lesbian reletionship.
she's such a futch, stop actin so girly.
11. Your significant other?
Reply: n/a
DEF: not applicable
(filling out a form...if u dun have one)
email address: n/a
KAY EW...but whatever. Breakfast time.