Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your unholy weapon, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
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'Gee' is amazing =3