Curt's list o' reasons for using a baseball bat to kill someone:
Calling all shitheads,
Here's a list of questions to ask yourself before killing another human being in any non-war or non-post-apocalyptic situation. Cut and paste it into a Word document, print it, have Kinko's laminate it, and carry it in your wallet. Refer to this list any time you begin thinking that brutally beating someone to an unrecognizable pulp might be appropriate. If you cannot answer any of these questions with a definitive "yes, indeedy-oh," then you are overreacting and you need to chill the fuck out.
1. Have they raped someone you love?
2. Have they raped you?
3. Are they trying to rape someone you love?
4. Are they trying to rape you?
5. Are they trying to kill someone you love?
6. Are they trying to kill you?
7. Have they recently killed someone for a stupid ass reason because they didn't refer to this fucking list?
Here's a list of questions to ask yourself before killing another human being in any non-war or non-post-apocalyptic situation. Cut and paste it into a Word document, print it, have Kinko's laminate it, and carry it in your wallet. Refer to this list any time you begin thinking that brutally beating someone to an unrecognizable pulp might be appropriate. If you cannot answer any of these questions with a definitive "yes, indeedy-oh," then you are overreacting and you need to chill the fuck out.
1. Have they raped someone you love?
2. Have they raped you?
3. Are they trying to rape someone you love?
4. Are they trying to rape you?
5. Are they trying to kill someone you love?
6. Are they trying to kill you?
7. Have they recently killed someone for a stupid ass reason because they didn't refer to this fucking list?