WTFSanta
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole drgnfireinferno's purse (30 points). Last week I stole disarrayy's purse (-30 points). In May I turned speakawhisper_ in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I gave boxthestars a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1329 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
curtishead
How ironic. I saw someone steal some guys purse then I stole a purse from Caroline. I guess I was inspired? And yeah, I turned in Lissa for eating carbs. And thats what you get for buying me porn. With all that carbs that Lissa ate, I had to remove her Kidney. Thusly, I gave it to Kaytehhh!
PS. I GET A PONEHHH!!! I'm gonna gallop my way to San Diego and visit my love. FOR NARNIA! I mean, CAROLINE!
Heres a quick poem entitled: Bedside
Bedside
We sing, "do di do"
We danced, "do di do"
In the wet street and flickering light posts
I would like to celebrate with this toast
Through sleep and conciousness
You put the, "I.O.U" in "I love you".
Because
I know that you know, that I know you.
We eat typical Cheeseburgers
Thusly we took pictures
Typically in Booths.
My stomache is fairly sick
"Is it spring time?"
Butterflies mating season
Then theres a reason
To lay aside.
When I'm right here on your bedside
...Now that you left
You looked right
As I lay down
I looked up,
It feels utter cold...
On my bedside.