C Sharp
Pissing apartment building...fucking keys that don't work...the shithead in the park that won't leave me alone.
Asshats.
It took me half an hour to even get into the crappy apartment and just why is it so fricking hot in here anyway? It's cold enough to freeze a rat's ass off outside, but the whole damn building's like a furnace. Can't someone open a window or something.
...so my roommate's the girl from the sex shop that the guys have been raving about. Perverts. Don't know about the other one - haven't seen him yet, but I'm staking out my territory now. Seriously - you can't let the cockroaches get into it or they'll never leave.
Walls are pretty thin as well. How do I know? Kicked it and there's this big...dent now.
Anyone asks, Anko did it.
Asshats.
It took me half an hour to even get into the crappy apartment and just why is it so fricking hot in here anyway? It's cold enough to freeze a rat's ass off outside, but the whole damn building's like a furnace. Can't someone open a window or something.
...so my roommate's the girl from the sex shop that the guys have been raving about. Perverts. Don't know about the other one - haven't seen him yet, but I'm staking out my territory now. Seriously - you can't let the cockroaches get into it or they'll never leave.
Walls are pretty thin as well. How do I know? Kicked it and there's this big...dent now.
Anyone asks, Anko did it.