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[cursing_melody]

I hate this time of year. Everything's pink and fluffy and heart-shaped. Considering I got accosted by some snotty college student dressed as cupid on the way home, wanting to know if I wanted to buy fucking chocolates, people seem to lose their minds as soon as February rolls around. Fucktards.Job-hunting is...interesting, if moronic. I've got

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[ise_nanao_chan]

I think a lot of people have an aversion to this time of year.

[cursing_melody]

Then we're smart, smart people.

[ise_nanao_chan]

If it was up to me, I'd hibernate until mid-March.

[golden_diva]

Amen to that. The next guy to ask me to be his Valentine is going to find his more important pieces of anatomy permanently removed.

[ise_nanao_chan]

*smile* That might be entertaining to watch.

[golden_diva]

...I should sell tickets, it certainly happens often enough.

Nearly had a guy grope me in the store. But I have evasive action down to an art.

[ise_nanao_chan]

Ah, yes... some men around here like to do that. I wasn't fast enough to get away, but it hasn't happened since.

[golden_diva]

If I could've, I would've broke his wrist. But being on the clock kinda prevents that sort of violence unless you're willing to get fired. But I rather like my paycheck.

[ise_nanao_chan]

As do I. I have to admit, I was a bit too shocked to react so quickly.

[golden_diva]

I, unfortunately, am much too used to this behaviour. One of the reasons my dad enrolled me in self defense classes.

[ise_nanao_chan]

Well, I don't think I could do that.

[golden_diva]

It's not for everyone. But that's why there's mace and tazers.

[ise_nanao_chan]

*chuckle* You sound like someone I know. He's been trying to get me to carry mace for days.

[cursing_melody]

Pepper spray's great for making the assholes cry.

[golden_diva]

Isn't it, though? I heard a girl here blasted a guy in the eyes with bear mace.

[cursing_melody]

*Shrugs* Whatever works for her. I just kick 'em.