[001] March 7, 2008; fifteen minutes into the flight to China.

[curseyouxerox]

Help help! Is this message showing up on anyone else's Billbery? This is George Darrow, Intern for Public Relations, Business Class Upper Deck 81C -- can someone please help me with my seat-belt? I've tried to undo the buckle for the last ten minutes and I SWEAR I actually paid attention during the safety demonstration given by the flight

Comments

[notashowgirl]

Amputation of legs due to plane related circulation complications is a common procedure in Asiatic countries, I have been told.

[spinphd]

Refrain from spreading needless horror stories, please and thank you.

[notashowgirl]

Indeed.

[curseyouxerox]

Is it? I don't remember ever reading about it, or I would have been petitioning for a higher standard in seat-belts for Asian airline companies already. But JUST IN CASE, you wouldn't mind helping rescuing me either, would you? Please?

[notashowgirl]

Where are you seated?

[curseyouxerox]

Business Class Upper Deck 81C, ma'am! Elliot Parker's already on it, but this being her we could always use extra help.

[notashowgirl]

I shall be there momentarily. Please refrain from allowing Miss Parker near you with any sort of sharp object if her cheeks are remotely flushed or eyes reddened.

[curseyouxerox]

Thank you, ma'am! I was actually hoping that no one would have to resort to using any sharp objects to cut me free, but thank you for the reminder.

[notashowgirl]

Indeed.

[savoytruffled]

Good God, Lola. Either that was a shoddy scare-tactic or you have horrendous informants. One way or another, I'm in agreement with Gallagher.

[notashowgirl]

Indeed.

[savoytruffled]

Oh dear, have we brought maintenance along? I think Lola's stuck on 'indeed'-mode again.

[notashowgirl]

No, thank you.

[savoytruffled]

Excellent; I expect someone's pounded you on the back and shaken the machinery loose.

[notashowgirl]

No.

[savoytruffled]

No, someone hasn't pounded you on the back?