Reminding you of your important duties.
Let's turn back the clock to four years ago, which was the last time we had to put up with this shit. Since most of us were biting the bullet and voting for a candidate that we weren't real big on, I figured I'd come up with a way to make sure we got some enjoyment out of it. Thus was born: the Presidential Election Drinking Game!
For those who don't remember, here's a refresher course:
http://cursethedark.livejournal.com/2004/10/19/
I wanted to update the rules for this year's election, but while reading it, I realized that I'd also have to remove a lot of the cynicism, because no matter what you feel about these two candidates, you have to admit they're both a damn sight better than their 2004 counterparts. So much so, in fact, that there's one of them that I would even want to be president. Plus, I'd have to change rule three, since it looks like the Dems will actually take more states this time. Maybe enforce a three-drink penalty for every time your Obama supporters say "Bush" and a curse word in the same sentence.
Anyway. Just a little something to liven up your evening. Hopefully it can be a happy drunk this year.
For those who don't remember, here's a refresher course:
http://cursethedark.livejournal.com/2004/10/19/
I wanted to update the rules for this year's election, but while reading it, I realized that I'd also have to remove a lot of the cynicism, because no matter what you feel about these two candidates, you have to admit they're both a damn sight better than their 2004 counterparts. So much so, in fact, that there's one of them that I would even want to be president. Plus, I'd have to change rule three, since it looks like the Dems will actually take more states this time. Maybe enforce a three-drink penalty for every time your Obama supporters say "Bush" and a curse word in the same sentence.
Anyway. Just a little something to liven up your evening. Hopefully it can be a happy drunk this year.