[ welcome to the world] febuary seventh, voice/action

[cursesgohere]

[voice]
What the FUCK.

This is not happening, there is no way this is happening - if this is happening, let me be struck down where I stand! There is no fucking way I woke up with these gimpy little angel wings on my back, this is a horrible dream. I will wake up soon.

Okay. Stop Sword, think Sword. What was the last thing you reme-- THE CAT. It was

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[Voice]

[is_watching_you]

There's no need to shout, you know.

[Voice]

[cursesgohere]

... what the fuck.

The book TALKS?

[Voice]

[is_watching_you]

Hardly.

[Voice]

[cursesgohere]

Well you're making noise at me, that's talking isn't it?

[Voice]

[is_watching_you]

Yes, but I am a living, breathing organism, like you.

[Voice]

[cursesgohere]

... So is this some magic book? You're a living, breathing book?!

[Voice]

[is_watching_you]

I am not the book! It is a communication device, through which I am speaking to you.

[Voice]

[cursesgohere]

... Why are you speaking to me through a book?

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[is_watching_you]

Because you and I are in very different locations.

[Voice]

[cursesgohere]

... This is like one of those telephone things, isn't it?

[Voice]

[is_watching_you]

I'm afraid my world has never had a device called a "Telephone", but if it's a communication device that allows two parties to speak to one another across various distances, then yes, it's a similar concept.

[Voice]

[cursesgohere]

So you're a Devil, then?

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[is_watching_you]

A Devil? How dare you imply that I am a demon!

[Voice]

[is_watching_you]

I am known as a Centurion.

[Voice]

[cursesgohere]

... So you're an angel then?

[Voice]

[is_watching_you]

I am neither.