TEH EBIL PLOY!!1
I have an evil ploy. An evil ploy to get laid. This involves me spending lots and lots of money. But not invovling prostitutes. Even though in the long run it would end up cheaper.
I am going to go to the CD store every single bloody Sunday and ask for a CD I know they don't have. Just so that my cute music guy will have to speak to me lots. And find me the CD, too. This will lead to talking about music, and I can ask him for recs. This means conversation, which always leads to goodbye. And goodbye leads to... next week and a new CD. So I will buy a CD a week from that store untilHe asks me out I ask him out I find out he's gay/committed/married/so not interested it makes his eyes bleed I become fully sick of music altogether I run out of money, or He puts a restraining order against me
This is my mission. To boink CD store guy, whose name I forgot to ask. (FUCKTARD!) And to have lots of good music on the way.
This is your mission. To help me. Recommend me a good band (ONE THAT I WILL LIKE!) that the store probably doesn't have. Like underground or very new or something. I'm positive they don't have Desaparecidos, or The Faint. But on Sunday, they will know of it. Also, feel free to donate to the Get Sarah Laid Or Die Trying Foundation so I don't run out of CD money. Yaaay!
I am going to go to the CD store every single bloody Sunday and ask for a CD I know they don't have. Just so that my cute music guy will have to speak to me lots. And find me the CD, too. This will lead to talking about music, and I can ask him for recs. This means conversation, which always leads to goodbye. And goodbye leads to... next week and a new CD. So I will buy a CD a week from that store until
This is my mission. To boink CD store guy, whose name I forgot to ask. (FUCKTARD!) And to have lots of good music on the way.
This is your mission. To help me. Recommend me a good band (ONE THAT I WILL LIKE!) that the store probably doesn't have. Like underground or very new or something. I'm positive they don't have Desaparecidos, or The Faint. But on Sunday, they will know of it. Also, feel free to donate to the Get Sarah Laid Or Die Trying Foundation so I don't run out of CD money. Yaaay!