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Sugar Land, Texas
A local McDonalds was the scene of a gruesome mass
murder Friday, in what police are calling the "Good
Friday Massacre". Forty-six people were found dead
in the sanitation bin behind the fast-food chain,
and an unidentified source in the department reports
that as many as twenty more people, all reported
missing Friday afternoon, may have been victims of
this killer as well. Rumors that the victims all had
ordered the restaurant's Filet O'Fish sandwich just
prior to their murders went unconfirmed.
The suspect, captured on video surveillance, is a
Caucasian man in his early to mid-twenties, with
white or silver hair and an eyepatch over his left
eye. Police caution residents of the area to keep---
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