Third Disaster

[cursed_as_hell]

I listen to you, I watch you. I like to think I've got some idea of what some of you are like and so far, I'm not terribly impressed. We should be working together to find holes in this prison of ours. We should be looking for flaws in their defenses. But no, instead I hear you telling new arrivals to accept their new lot and give up before they

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[rainbowbrush]

So you think you can get us all out of here, huh?

[cursed_as_hell]

I have no idea, but you never know until you try.

[rainbowbrush]

Yeah!

I'm gonna get everyone out of here and show Grady what I'm made of!

[cursed_as_hell]

I had a feeling there were some fighters around here. They just needed a kick in the pants to remind them.

[rainbowbrush]

You haven't been brainwashed yet, have you? It's scary.

[cursed_as_hell]

Once you've been dangled over the mouth of a hungry dragon a few times, it really takes a lot to scare you.

[rainbowbrush]

You're almost been eaten by a dragon? Yeah right.

[cursed_as_hell]

Twice, actually. Well, I guess the second time I was tied to a tree, not dangling, but there are two dragons who have tried to eat me.

[rainbowbrush]

...Really?

[cursed_as_hell]

Really. I'm actually kinda proud of that one.

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[rainbowbrush]

[rainbowbrush]

Tell me what happened!

[cursed_as_hell]

Which time?

[rainbowbrush]

The second time!

[cursed_as_hell]

Well, due to a very convoluted sequence of events, I had to go save a princess. The king had forced a magic amulet on me that would tighten until I couldn't breath or even until my head came off if I disobeyed him so I didn't really have a choice in the matter, and it wouldn't come off until I found the missing royalty. Rumor had it the Princess had been kidnapped by a dragon, so I went searching for the dragon.

When I found the dragon's cave, it was not around. I found the princess easily enough, though, and set her free. We were on our way out when I turned my back on her for a moment and she thwacked me over the head with a tree branch.

When I woke up, I was tied to a tree, and the princess was in some sort of "Evil Sorceress" get up leaning on a bigass dragon and looking awfully smug. She went off on some pre-prepared speech about how great evil is that lasted long enough for me to figure out that while she was good with dragons, she was terrible with ropes

[rainbowbrush]

[Relm had been listening intently the entire time, and at the end she let out a little cheer.]

Not bad, Scruffy! That was a fun story!