Note: 0001 [Audio]

[cursed_analysis]

Tayru.

...Ah. Hmm. Darn him and his convincing wheedling.

Tayru, I wanted to talk to you, could you please respond?

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[willdateforyen]

Who is that?

[Not nosy one bit, no she's not.]

[cursed_analysis]

Oh, hello Ai. She's someone I'd like to date.

[willdateforyen]

One of your many girlfriends?

[cursed_analysis]

Well, I think it's always good to keep a pocketful.

Really, she is very important.

[willdateforyen]

Just how many girls can you fit in your pockets before they spill out onto one another and find each other out?

Treat her well~

[cursed_analysis]

I have a lot of pockets.

If only it were so easy...

[willdateforyen]

I don't have any.

It's not?

[cursed_analysis]

A terrible pity. You seem like you'd stuff every guy here in them if you did.

It's complicated. Very much so.

[willdateforyen]

I dislike wearing pants. Surely there is another way to keep them.

Maybe you should give her a present.

[cursed_analysis]

Most likely, it's obvious.

What sort of present would be best for her though?

[willdateforyen]

Hm.

What about making her dinner? Everyone likes good food.

[cursed_analysis]

Perhaps your pocketbook?

There's an idea. Food would be quite good I think.

[willdateforyen]

I got a purse that weighs as much as a bowling ball?

Yeah.

Oh, but wait.

She might think you are telling her she needs to eat more.

[cursed_analysis]

What's in it?

I wouldn't want that. She is a little thin so it's possible she might jump to conclusions...

[willdateforyen]

Sorry, but that's a secret. A lady never reveals the contents of her purse to a man.

So, I guess frying up a chicken is out of the question...?