Entry 02
I admit myself to not being the most technologically adept woman. It has taken my several weeks to figure out how this whole internet thing works. However, it took a short time to find the phenomenon known as fanfiction. It took even LESS time to find that it is the most vile, horrid, and Yuri Lowellish thing I have ever had the misfortune of encountering!!!
Why do I feel this way? The following is an excerpt from a piece aptly named "Bizarre". Read it if you dare. Though I insist that those of you with weak constitutions, heart and back problems, and women who are pregnant avert your eyes. Also, as an imperial knight, I am obligated to demand that you should not operate heavy machinery after reading the following. Those of you who are masochistic can view the whole piece here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4639834/1/Bizarre
"So you also dislike Yuri Lowell, how interesting," Zagi said. He went in circles around Sodia, looking her up and down, examining her. Sodia stood still, feeling quite awkward. She was capturing the psychotic vibe emitting from this Zagi fellow by the way he was dressed, his hair was fixed, and the blades holstered.
"Wh-what are you doing?" Sodia blushed as she knew Zagi was behind her.
"Heehahahah, don't worry about that. Say, you wouldn't mind planning with me some plan to get back at Yuri Lowell. I've bumped into him several times in my past, yet none of the attempts were successful. I don't plan on quitting, I'll take my whole life on the line if it means killing Yuri in the most slowest and torturing way possible, what do you say?" Zagi said with an evil smirk. He stuck his hand out.
Sodia, although knew that this Zagi fellow was indeed crazy, simply couldn't pass up an opportunity to show Yuri Lowell what he deserves. Her warm hands stuck out and shook Zagi's cold ones.