Greetings

[currythiefkilla]

Pleased to meet all of you. I am Liutenant Sodia of the Imperial Knights. I am sure we will all get along swimmingly. Unless, of course, you are a criminal or your name is "Yuri Lowell", a derivative of  "Yuri Lowell", or anything that ryhmes with "Yuri Lowell".

Comments

[princeassassin]

Nice to meet you~

My name is Luri Yowell.

[currythiefkilla]

... I don't like you.

[princeassassin]

I'm hurt~!

[currythiefkilla]

Not NEARLY enough I'm afraid.

[princeassassin]

Whatever did I do to you?

[currythiefkilla]

When you mock an imperial knight, you mock JUSTICE!!!

[princeassassin]

Ushishishishi, so you could tell I was mocking you? Maybe you're not so dumb after all.

[currythiefkilla]

A drunken monkey named Irwin could tell you were mocking me!

[upyourscolonel]

Why does the monkey's name have to be Irwin?

[currythiefkilla]

Imperial tradition.

[princeassassin]

Why does its name matter?

[currythiefkilla]

I do not answer the questions of a common criminal.

[princeassassin]

How impudent of you~ I'm a prince.

[currythiefkilla]

YOUR HIGHNESS!!!!!!

[princeassassin]

Oh, you'll have to do better than that after insulting me.

[currythiefkilla]

hmmph. As if I would want to do better. Your title startled me at first, but I was able to quickly ascertain from your demeanor that you are either the prince of a foul nation, or delusional. And whatever the case may be, I do not serve one such as you.