Greetings

[currythiefkilla]

Pleased to meet all of you. I am Liutenant Sodia of the Imperial Knights. I am sure we will all get along swimmingly. Unless, of course, you are a criminal or your name is "Yuri Lowell", a derivative of  "Yuri Lowell", or anything that ryhmes with "Yuri Lowell".

Comments

[automailmaker]

What's got you so hung-up about Yuri?

[currythiefkilla]

HE IS A SELFISH ROGUE WHO DOES WHAT HE WISHES WITH LITTLE TO NO RESPECT FOR THE LAW, HE ENDAGERS THE PRINCESS WITH COUNTLESS SHENANNIGANS, AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH FLYNN IS THE ONLY KEEPING HIM FROM GREATNESS!!!

[automailmaker]

He didn't seem so bad when I met him.

[currythiefkilla]

DO NOT BE FOOLED!! He uses false tricks to worm his way into the hearts of women! He did the same with my when he saved my life!

[automailmaker]

I have a boyfriend. He won't be worming his way in too deep.

[currythiefkilla]

If I know Yuri, that fact will merely slow him down.

[automailmaker]

Then you probably don't know him. He hasn't tried to woo me at all.

[currythiefkilla]

Caught red-handed. No I must confess my meetings with him have been few and far between. I simply cannot abide my commandant, the perfect pinnacle of all that is good in this world, associating with someone whose face is most often seen on a wanted poster.

[automailmaker]

Oh, pshaw. Wanted posters hardly reveal the real person who is being wanted.

[currythiefkilla]

You would be surprised. We have a VERY talented sketch artist making those posters.

[automailmaker]

Oh? Is that so?

[currythiefkilla]

...okay, he's actually Lieutenant Leblanc's five year old nephew who wants to draw. But we have lists! SEVERAL lists describing his transgressions. I read them every night before I go to sleep.

[automailmaker]

Everything you have is biased and circumstantial.

Not to mention you're obsessed.

[currythiefkilla]

LISTS, WOMAN!! LIIIIIIISTS!!!!!!!

And it is a knights duty to obsess over justice and punishing the wicked.

[curry_thief]

Save me.

[automailmaker]

Y-Yuri? What?