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As you can see my icon has changed, but this icon is not your normal icon. It is actually a picture of Vishwas (my indian grandfather) with a HO.
The streets of Bombay were devastated back in the 50's when Vishwas left, there was no one to provide the Pretzel's (Slang for indian HO's) with the lovin they needed. Yes, Vishwas was a pimp and still is to this day, but he just got tired of all of the plump curry pussy.
I recently sat down with him to ask him about his adventures:
Brian: Hi Grandpa
Vishwas: Cut your god damn hair!
Brian: So grandpa how many Pretzel's have you been with?
Vishwas: (fell asleep)
Brian: You piece of dried up camel shit, wake up.
Vishwas: Yes I did vote for bush.
Brian: What?
At this point I had to end the conversation with him because he repeatedly would say "I have 16 inches of hard indian lovin," over and over again.
TO this day every time I see my grandpa, he is always with a different girl. Some say it is the smell of chapati coming from his underarms, others think that it is the way he drinks a 12 pack of Henry Weinards, but I just say it is because he is one hell of an Indian pimp.
The streets of Bombay were devastated back in the 50's when Vishwas left, there was no one to provide the Pretzel's (Slang for indian HO's) with the lovin they needed. Yes, Vishwas was a pimp and still is to this day, but he just got tired of all of the plump curry pussy.
I recently sat down with him to ask him about his adventures:
Brian: Hi Grandpa
Vishwas: Cut your god damn hair!
Brian: So grandpa how many Pretzel's have you been with?
Vishwas: (fell asleep)
Brian: You piece of dried up camel shit, wake up.
Vishwas: Yes I did vote for bush.
Brian: What?
At this point I had to end the conversation with him because he repeatedly would say "I have 16 inches of hard indian lovin," over and over again.
TO this day every time I see my grandpa, he is always with a different girl. Some say it is the smell of chapati coming from his underarms, others think that it is the way he drinks a 12 pack of Henry Weinards, but I just say it is because he is one hell of an Indian pimp.