Oh god this is not funny why am I laughing.

Jun 30, 2009 15:19

He broke my leg.

I'm laughing so hard I think the stitch in my ribs overpowers the pain of a cracked femur.  Healer.  Please.

Oh god this hurts.

((OOC: So Kratos tossed him out of the house again and tossed a bit too hard this time.  Yuri's broken his leg. :D))

kratos the leg breaker, broken leg, oh god shouldn't have moved, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, karma strikes again, lloyd help please

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wisdom_pearl June 30 2009, 21:56:20 UTC
........

You broke a leg and you're laughing?

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curry_thief June 30 2009, 22:12:04 UTC
I think it's the shock, I'll get over it sooner or later.

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wisdom_pearl June 30 2009, 22:32:04 UTC
...Are you sure you didn't recieve a concussion as well?

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curry_thief June 30 2009, 23:22:11 UTC
No, didn't hit my head.

I'm usually like this.

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wisdom_pearl June 30 2009, 23:26:06 UTC
...You laugh when you're in pain...?

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curry_thief July 1 2009, 02:47:34 UTC
I'm kooky.

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wisdom_pearl July 1 2009, 04:00:00 UTC
...Fair enough, I suppose. You seem to be alright otherwise...

How do you intend to go about healing it? You should get that in a splint as soon as possible, if it's as bad as I think it is...

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curry_thief July 1 2009, 04:14:15 UTC
From the looks of it I'm going to have to crawl and grab a gel. Shouldn't be too bad, except I'm half afraid of what Kratos might do to me should I enter his house.

I think he's in denial he actually broke it.

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wisdom_pearl July 1 2009, 04:20:48 UTC
Ah...a 'gel'?

I fear I'd have to agree with you in that case. You're quite fortunate he threw you through the door instead of a window, as is...

...Why would he be in denial?

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curry_thief July 1 2009, 04:24:36 UTC
Gel, it's like medicine.

Probably because he was telling everyone a couple days ago he didn't break legs. Funny how these things happen.

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wisdom_pearl July 1 2009, 04:28:47 UTC
...Ah, I see. Like chu chu jelly...

Yes, I noted that. Fate has odd ironies...

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curry_thief July 1 2009, 04:32:22 UTC
Chu jelly?

And a pretty bad sense of humor.

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wisdom_pearl July 1 2009, 04:37:17 UTC
Yes. It comes from a gelatin-like creature that favors clinging to ceilings out of the sight of prey. They come in different colors...but when killed, it is possible to use the substance inside them as a potion. Different colors have different effects...

...Indeed.

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curry_thief July 1 2009, 05:19:24 UTC
... and how does that taste?

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wisdom_pearl July 1 2009, 15:44:21 UTC
I can't entirely remember myself. I only ever needed to take a potion once, when I was a small child...but I believe it's rather bitter.

I'm still rather interested in these gels, however. I didn't think there would be a medicine out there potent enough to restore a broken bone...

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