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[curry_bitch]

W-W-W-...

WHERE IS THIS?!? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?! Wh-...What's going on...?

Last thing I remember was kaa-chan hitting me for saying something to Ranmaru and then...Ohgod, Idon'tremember. I DON'T REMEMBER. D-...Did I slip wine in the curry again...?

;______; Kaa-chaaaaaaan...

...This "dress" is gay. >:(

Comments

[woopsyouredead]

..Whattheflyingfuck :|

[curry_bitch]

*notgirlyscream, whut*

WH-...WHO ARE YOU?!?! DDDD8

Are...are you going to rape me? ;____; Ohgod...

[woopsyouredead]

o___o You should introduce yourself first before asking others.. why arn't you wearing a hitai-ate?

*looks him up and down* ..not even if my life depended on it =3=

[curry_bitch]

WELL, EXCUSE M--...A wh--...Oh, you mean those things shinobi we--...

*notices her own*

GHSLDKGDSF. Y-Y-...You're a shinobi?!?!

NO, NO. GO AHEAD. JUST...MAKE IT QUICK. *closes eyes and holds out arms dramatically*

[woopsyouredead]

No. I'm a pirate, can't you tell? >:/ what are you a--

*gasp* y-you're a civillian? *staaaares*

I hear you guys can't walk on water or do backflips, is this true?!

....*pushes him over* >:]

[curry_bitch]

*drops to his knees* P-..Please don't hurt me. x(

Wh-...I...I work in a curry shop. I don't need to do those things. >:/;;;

*yelp!* P-PLEASE. Notsorough...;____; *shuts eyes and bites lip, spreading legs*

[woopsyouredead]

W-what the hell are you doing? Don't you have any backbone?

yes you reek of spices.. hmm, a curry shop...but you have no basic training what-so-ever?

*backs off* woooaah you're weird o___O; you sure you arn't a Konoha ninja?

[curry_bitch]

O-...OF COURSE I DO. I just...I heard males from Suna are powerful. *stands up on shaky legs* That's all. >:{

Yes, a curry shop...not that it's any of your business.

*looks up* ...You're not going to rape me...? o___o; Konoha ninja...? OH. Do you know Lee-kun? *_____*

[woopsyouredead]

... *brings fist up to his nose* I. am. a. girl. >8[

I don't intend to make it any of my business. curry tastes shit anyways.

No :|

[curry_bitch]

R-...Really?? *holds up hands defensively* I...uh...I didn't notice...:( My mother's curry saves lives. YOU HEAR ME? LIVES.

Oh. ._____.

[curry_bitch]

((augh. html failure. :( ))

[woopsyouredead]

((lolololol *____*))

Make note then >:( you have just started off very much in my bad books.

Hmph. Bet it takes a few too.

:| are you aware you are the only civilian being held here right now? all the others are ninjas...unless...are you a plant?! >8|

[curry_bitch]

I-...I'm sorry, please don't hurt me! x(

...How dare you!! KAA-CHAN'S CURRY IS THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. YOU TAKE THAT BACK MS. SUNA-NIN. >:( ...please.

I-...I-...WHAT? ; A ; Ar-...Are you completely sure? Oh, kaa-san...And NO. >( I am not a plant!

[woopsyouredead]

...jeez you are pathetic o__o *throws a fake punch to see if he flinches*

Make me.

positive.

[curry_bitch]

Sh-...Shutup! I'm not going to be-...to be mocked by a woman. I was born a man in this world and will not be b-bossed around by the opposite sex! >:(

I-...Uh...Maybe another time...

Oh, Kaa-chan...*staggers*

[woopsyouredead]

...excusemewhut.

You-you think you're better than me because you are a man?

What are you allergic or something?