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[curried_ninja]

So, the last few days have been hectic. My camera is out of batteries. I am saddened. But on the plus side, I'm no longer bogged down by the sickness (flu I think) that may have killed a lesser man. By lesser, I mean old and decrepid. When I have more batteries, I might post a shirtless pic (think to yourself, "Do I realy want that on my friends

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Oh HELL no

[safetyswami]

Okay, I've seen this kid shirtless, and it's so disturbing as to be hypnotically grotesque. He's all long and lanky, but he somehow has a massive gut. It doesn't stick out much, and it doesn't sag much, but a gut it remains. I think it may have started as a zit that just started feeding on the waste in his head. A more misshapen midsection I've yet to encounter.

And homie, you gotta lay off the coffee. That shit will FUCK YOU UP. I remember back in high school one year, I got into the habit of taking a full thermos (and not a kiddie thermos either, one of the full-size ones) to school every day, along with a huge travel mug to hold me while I waited for the bus. Coffee is responsible for the general unhappiness in the adult working world. People got so burned out from coffee addiction they actually thought cubicles were a good idea. Misery begets misery. After a few weeks of regular coffee abuse, you stop feeling things like you used to. Everything feels sort of removed, kind of like when you have a cold and your head's all stuffy and insulated. Most people don't seem to notice this. Even I didn't, not at first. It'll subvert your senses until all that's left is dull and bland. It's like the Transformers episode where the humans recover Optimus Prime's body from the sun and come back with those spores that infect everyone and make them all way violent, and then Sky Lynx brings back the Quintesson who rebuilds Optimus and Bumblebee, and then they go and get Galvatron's special metal, but then they all get infected except Optimus, so he sacrifices all the knowledge of the Matrix to save everyone...

Point is, coffee will FUCK YOU UP holmes.

Re: Oh HELL no

[curried_ninja]

More or less than a Quad a week for 5 years or so?