Tay to Ben
Smell my crotch, Ben!
What a blow-out! My Pistons just bull-dozed these whiny Bulls. How embarassing to be cheering for Chicago right now. Sure, you can have Ben. He was a liability anyways. His number could have been retired here someday but not anymore. He preferred the extra $10 million and letting his buddies go. No more off-court chummy-chummy dinner with you Ben. And by the way, enjoy the company of your new team who looked pretty much dazed and confused against the Detroit Pistons!
Thanks for shutting the doors, Dom!
Also, my Red Wings won 2-0 against the Sharks to advance to the Western Conference finals. Awesome!