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so now i think i officially know what people mean when they say they can 'feel their heart in their throat'.
tonight i got pulled over for the first time.
i was on orchard going towards lone pine bc i was heading to meet mandi at that starbucks thats in that shopping center right there. so rather than turn into it right off orchard, i turned right into the street RIGHT BEFORE the strip mall, then made a left INTO it. as soon as i get in, i look in my rearview and see flashing cop lights.
oh
shit.
i put it into park RIGHT IN FRONT OF KROGER and i cant even think of what i mgiht have done. so at first i think maybe its not me. or something.
yeah. right.
so he shines that blinding white light in my eyes. and i know its me. and he comes up to my window and he's like 'license and registration'--without telling me ANYTHING. and i have NO IDEA what i did. at all.
so i fiddle with my fuckign NEW WALLET and try to find everything. (lol and i amd LUCKY AS SHIT bc RIGHT BEFORE i left iw as going through my wallet and took out my OLD LICENSE i had in there BEHIND the newest one...THAT could have ended badly...)
then he looks at me like im stupid or something and is like 'inSURance?'
so i fiddled in the glove compartment and got it out. lucky for me i even knew where it was, its not like it was MY OWN car....and i give it to him and he goes back to his car
lol then sara calls and im so freaked out i clumsily fiddle with my phone and hang up on her then chuck it onto the passenger seat.
he comes back and is like 'so where are we headed tonight' and i tell him im jsut going like 10 FEET UP to where the caribou is. and he's like, 'how's your driving record?' and i told him id never gotten a ticket and NEVER EVEN BEEN PULLED OVER! and then i guess he went to go double check me bc he went BACK to his fuckign cop car.
comes back and FINALLY tells me wtf i did. hes like 'so did you see that no left turn sign back there?'
duh. of course i didnt see it. i didnt even know there WAS a fuckign sign there. bc ive done it before. ive been with PEOPLE who have done it before. that is SO fucked up.
so i tell him no. and hes like 'i see here youre from 28665 appleblossom, in farmington hills.'
and iw as like, 'yeah im not even FROM here, i dont come around here that often'
so he goes back to his car AGAIN (who the fuck knows what he did ALL THOSE TIMES).
and he comes back, and says to me 'ever hear the phrase IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE?"
so i said yes......and he waslike THINK ABOUT IT.
and gave me back my license and got in his car and drove away
so i guess i should be glad to get off with nothing. but WHAT A FUCKING JACKASS. motherfucker. no need to be condescending and obnoxious.i swear. its not enough you scared the little teenage girl shitless? you need to be a fucking prick to top it off?
whatever
tonight i got pulled over for the first time.
i was on orchard going towards lone pine bc i was heading to meet mandi at that starbucks thats in that shopping center right there. so rather than turn into it right off orchard, i turned right into the street RIGHT BEFORE the strip mall, then made a left INTO it. as soon as i get in, i look in my rearview and see flashing cop lights.
oh
shit.
i put it into park RIGHT IN FRONT OF KROGER and i cant even think of what i mgiht have done. so at first i think maybe its not me. or something.
yeah. right.
so he shines that blinding white light in my eyes. and i know its me. and he comes up to my window and he's like 'license and registration'--without telling me ANYTHING. and i have NO IDEA what i did. at all.
so i fiddle with my fuckign NEW WALLET and try to find everything. (lol and i amd LUCKY AS SHIT bc RIGHT BEFORE i left iw as going through my wallet and took out my OLD LICENSE i had in there BEHIND the newest one...THAT could have ended badly...)
then he looks at me like im stupid or something and is like 'inSURance?'
so i fiddled in the glove compartment and got it out. lucky for me i even knew where it was, its not like it was MY OWN car....and i give it to him and he goes back to his car
lol then sara calls and im so freaked out i clumsily fiddle with my phone and hang up on her then chuck it onto the passenger seat.
he comes back and is like 'so where are we headed tonight' and i tell him im jsut going like 10 FEET UP to where the caribou is. and he's like, 'how's your driving record?' and i told him id never gotten a ticket and NEVER EVEN BEEN PULLED OVER! and then i guess he went to go double check me bc he went BACK to his fuckign cop car.
comes back and FINALLY tells me wtf i did. hes like 'so did you see that no left turn sign back there?'
duh. of course i didnt see it. i didnt even know there WAS a fuckign sign there. bc ive done it before. ive been with PEOPLE who have done it before. that is SO fucked up.
so i tell him no. and hes like 'i see here youre from 28665 appleblossom, in farmington hills.'
and iw as like, 'yeah im not even FROM here, i dont come around here that often'
so he goes back to his car AGAIN (who the fuck knows what he did ALL THOSE TIMES).
and he comes back, and says to me 'ever hear the phrase IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE?"
so i said yes......and he waslike THINK ABOUT IT.
and gave me back my license and got in his car and drove away
so i guess i should be glad to get off with nothing. but WHAT A FUCKING JACKASS. motherfucker. no need to be condescending and obnoxious.i swear. its not enough you scared the little teenage girl shitless? you need to be a fucking prick to top it off?
whatever