my favorite monolouge
Is that so?...How do you know what a pretty girl wants?...You and your imagination. You think every girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party, and there's some guy, great big lunk in a fancy striped vest, strutting around like a tiger, giving you that 'I'm so handsome, you can't resist me look.' And from this, she's supposed to fall flat on her face. Well, she doesn't fall on her face. There's another guy in the room, way over in the corner. Maybe he's kind of nervous and shy and perspiring a little. First you look past it, but then you sort of sense, he's gentle and kind and worried. And that he'll be tender with you. Nice and sweet. That's what's really exciting! If I were your wife, I'd be very jealous of you. I'd be very very jealous. (She kisses him.) I think you're just delicate.