A Piece of Gaho's Mind
Hi!
i'm new to LJ, i dont really know how to use it actually.. hhe.
anyway, this is the first fic i ever posted here..
you may notice that my mother tongue isnt English, so please bear with it.. :))
Being a celebrity dog is hard.
Should I put an apostrophe after the ‘celebrity’ and put an ‘s’ after?
Coz, me my self don’t really sure how to put it.
I mean, when a celebrity adopts you as his/her pet, you ARE a celebrity’s dog,
But what if you your self become a celebrity after a celebrity adopts you?
Wait, you get what I mean, rite? I tend to get jumbled with my own words.
Anyway, like I stated before being a dog of a celebrity OR being a celebrity dog is hard.
Like Tinkerbelle, that cute little Chihuahua Paris Hilton has. Wait, how is a Paris has a dog?
Is Paris a name of a celebrity? What she or he done? Is he rapping and producing his own music like my hyung?
Ah, never mind.
What I’m trying to say here is, when a celebrity does adopt you, it’s just a matter of time before you your self become a celebrity.
In my case, my celebrity moments started right after my owner adopted me, and I let out my piece of art, ON TV.
Hey, don’t blame me! I was only 50 days old back then, and it was my first encounter with that hideous thing called camera.
How do you know that you’re become a celebrity?
I’ll let you know than.
1. People from all over the world know your name, even some of them named their dogs after yours.
I no kidding man. Just googling my name and you’ll see it by your self. Speaking about googling, that lead us into another thing..
2. Your name stated on an English test, and even on Wikipedia. (or wikiPETdia? Hha..)
3. Your owner LOVES to show you off in front of the camera.
Mine is even brought me to one of precious award nite, and I guess the girls gushed at me more, sorry hyung.
4. You become smarter coz your owner put you in a precious dogs discipline school.
Now I know the difference between “Don’t” and “Down”
5. Everything that you do brought an ‘ahhh’ or ‘ohhh’ out of adoration, even though dogs all over the world could do the same thing.
I mean, what’s so difficult of pissing or sleeping while holding a mike?
And the last two are my favorite..
6. People wish you a get well soon when you’re sick.
I recently had my eyes treated for cherry-eyed disease, and don’t make me to tell you how many flowers, dog’s foods, and toys fans had sent ON MY NAME.
7. Your breed became popular.
I’m helping my kind, isn’t that GREAT? How many Chinese Sharpey’s got adopted a year before Jiyong hyung adopted me? And look now!
I guess Jiyong hyung has opened many eyes, that a wrinkled face and droopy eyes could be lovely and cute.. in some way.
(.. or put it in his words, “handsomely ugly”)
i'm new to LJ, i dont really know how to use it actually.. hhe.
anyway, this is the first fic i ever posted here..
you may notice that my mother tongue isnt English, so please bear with it.. :))
Being a celebrity dog is hard.
Should I put an apostrophe after the ‘celebrity’ and put an ‘s’ after?
Coz, me my self don’t really sure how to put it.
I mean, when a celebrity adopts you as his/her pet, you ARE a celebrity’s dog,
But what if you your self become a celebrity after a celebrity adopts you?
Wait, you get what I mean, rite? I tend to get jumbled with my own words.
Anyway, like I stated before being a dog of a celebrity OR being a celebrity dog is hard.
Like Tinkerbelle, that cute little Chihuahua Paris Hilton has. Wait, how is a Paris has a dog?
Is Paris a name of a celebrity? What she or he done? Is he rapping and producing his own music like my hyung?
Ah, never mind.
What I’m trying to say here is, when a celebrity does adopt you, it’s just a matter of time before you your self become a celebrity.
In my case, my celebrity moments started right after my owner adopted me, and I let out my piece of art, ON TV.
Hey, don’t blame me! I was only 50 days old back then, and it was my first encounter with that hideous thing called camera.
How do you know that you’re become a celebrity?
I’ll let you know than.
1. People from all over the world know your name, even some of them named their dogs after yours.
I no kidding man. Just googling my name and you’ll see it by your self. Speaking about googling, that lead us into another thing..
2. Your name stated on an English test, and even on Wikipedia. (or wikiPETdia? Hha..)
3. Your owner LOVES to show you off in front of the camera.
Mine is even brought me to one of precious award nite, and I guess the girls gushed at me more, sorry hyung.
4. You become smarter coz your owner put you in a precious dogs discipline school.
Now I know the difference between “Don’t” and “Down”
5. Everything that you do brought an ‘ahhh’ or ‘ohhh’ out of adoration, even though dogs all over the world could do the same thing.
I mean, what’s so difficult of pissing or sleeping while holding a mike?
And the last two are my favorite..
6. People wish you a get well soon when you’re sick.
I recently had my eyes treated for cherry-eyed disease, and don’t make me to tell you how many flowers, dog’s foods, and toys fans had sent ON MY NAME.
7. Your breed became popular.
I’m helping my kind, isn’t that GREAT? How many Chinese Sharpey’s got adopted a year before Jiyong hyung adopted me? And look now!
I guess Jiyong hyung has opened many eyes, that a wrinkled face and droopy eyes could be lovely and cute.. in some way.
(.. or put it in his words, “handsomely ugly”)