THE BURGER KING PARADOX
if we apply newton's interpretation of the universe which states that the universe is :
1. static
2. unifrom
3. infinite
to burger king, we come across the burger king paradox (not to be confused with olber's paradox).
without a doubt, burger kings are static; they do not move but stay in their location.
they are unifrom; each has its playplace, ordering counter, driv thru window, etc.
and they certainly seem infinate; we see one on practically every couple of blocks on any city's major streets.
therefore, we can assume that no matter in what direction we face (down to a miniature arc second) at no matter how many parsecs away, we will inevitably have a burger king in our path.
now, this brings forth a major paradox.......and no THE WORLD IS NOT ROUND so you cant use that as an excuse to solve the burger king paradox
:initiates book burning campaign:
:falsifies history:
:columbus no longer exists:
:galileo can suck it too:
MAUH HAHA HAHA
1. static
2. unifrom
3. infinite
to burger king, we come across the burger king paradox (not to be confused with olber's paradox).
without a doubt, burger kings are static; they do not move but stay in their location.
they are unifrom; each has its playplace, ordering counter, driv thru window, etc.
and they certainly seem infinate; we see one on practically every couple of blocks on any city's major streets.
therefore, we can assume that no matter in what direction we face (down to a miniature arc second) at no matter how many parsecs away, we will inevitably have a burger king in our path.
now, this brings forth a major paradox.......and no THE WORLD IS NOT ROUND so you cant use that as an excuse to solve the burger king paradox
:initiates book burning campaign:
:falsifies history:
:columbus no longer exists:
:galileo can suck it too:
MAUH HAHA HAHA