OH MY
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I bought porn for yuckieduckie (-10 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I gave popplegal98 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, chicaneryabound (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4266 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
curlyjessica03