Nov 01, 2004 18:52
> 10 Things You Must Believe To Be A Republican Today:
>
> Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
> daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him,
> and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
>
> Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
> with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
>
> A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
> multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
> without regulation.
>
> Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
> Clinton. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the
> troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
>
> If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
> Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
> care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have
> the best interests of the public at heart.
>
> Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
> creationism should be taught in schools.
> A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
> offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
> thousands die is solid defense policy.
>
> Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
> Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
> Internet.
> The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
> George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.
>
> Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
> conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our
> prayers for your recovery.
>
> You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John
> Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the
> right to adopt.
>
> What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
> what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
> If you don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be
> stuck with Bush for four more years.
a vote for kerry is a vote against bush. so at all costs -- vote.