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5 Steps to Learn How to Change a Tire
1. Dance with old guy at the pool hall
2. Piss off Mexican Gang in Wendy's and proceed to get followed out of the resturaunt
3. Speed away from said Mexican gang and have driver turn around to talk to backseat passenger(me) and hit a curb
4. Hobble down the highway about 10 feet before the tire dies and pull into Burger King
5. Ask anyone and everyone for a spare tire until some woman pulls through the drive-thru and drives home to bring back 2 tires that don't fit and then goes home to take one off of her other car and brings it back, while we are standing there with clothes from the trunk tied around our heads
1. Dance with old guy at the pool hall
2. Piss off Mexican Gang in Wendy's and proceed to get followed out of the resturaunt
3. Speed away from said Mexican gang and have driver turn around to talk to backseat passenger(me) and hit a curb
4. Hobble down the highway about 10 feet before the tire dies and pull into Burger King
5. Ask anyone and everyone for a spare tire until some woman pulls through the drive-thru and drives home to bring back 2 tires that don't fit and then goes home to take one off of her other car and brings it back, while we are standing there with clothes from the trunk tied around our heads