quick before class... funny email, of course from Aunt Rory :-P
Subject: THE SPOUSE STORES
A store that sells new husbands exists in New York City.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store works:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE. There are six floors and the attributes of the
men may change as the shopper ascends the flights. You may choose a man from
a particular floor, or go on up a floor, but you CANNOT go back down a floor except
to exit the building immediately.
So a classy gal goes to The Husband Store to find a new husband.
On the first floor a sign on the door reads:
Floor 1---These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2---These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3---These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely handsome.
"Wow," the gal thinks....but then feels compelled to keep going up.
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4---These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely handsome, and will
help with the housework.
"My oh my!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes on up again.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5--- These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely handsome, will help
help with the housework, and and are strongly romantic.
The gal is really torn, but she proceeds upward!
The sign on the top floor reads:
Floor 6---There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove that
women are impossible to satisfy! Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store.
Down the street a New Wives Store opened up not long afterwards.
The first floor features wives who love sex.
The second floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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hahahahahahaha
A store that sells new husbands exists in New York City.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store works:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE. There are six floors and the attributes of the
men may change as the shopper ascends the flights. You may choose a man from
a particular floor, or go on up a floor, but you CANNOT go back down a floor except
to exit the building immediately.
So a classy gal goes to The Husband Store to find a new husband.
On the first floor a sign on the door reads:
Floor 1---These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2---These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3---These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely handsome.
"Wow," the gal thinks....but then feels compelled to keep going up.
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4---These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely handsome, and will
help with the housework.
"My oh my!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes on up again.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5--- These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely handsome, will help
help with the housework, and and are strongly romantic.
The gal is really torn, but she proceeds upward!
The sign on the top floor reads:
Floor 6---There are NO men on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove that
women are impossible to satisfy! Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store.
Down the street a New Wives Store opened up not long afterwards.
The first floor features wives who love sex.
The second floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
________________________________________
hahahahahahaha