I highly doubt the authenticity of this, but it's fun.

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Tell me your name in Japanese!
A- ka * B- zu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * H- ri * I- ki ** J-es * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * O-mo * P- no * Q- ke *R- shi *S- ari * T-chi * U- do *V- ru * W-mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- zi

I'm Rinkashifu Kashikatoka. Pleasure to meet you all.