Last party was a success. We thank all of those who came. Now we are giving you what we promised, my Birthday party.

We are throwing the party on February 9, 2008. Yes, it is on a Saturday

Now unlike other parties we throw, this time we will not be cooking. In fact for the first time, we are asking you to cook This party will be a pot luck. ( Read more... )

It’s that time of year again!!!  The end of this one and the beginning of the next one. For some this has been a great year. To others well it sucked. As for us we had our rollercoaster share of ups and downs.
So we must celebrate this transition!!! Let’s all get together forget about all the garbage from the past and have a giant bash. Let's all ( Read more... )

I sent out Evites for the New Years Eve Party. For those of you who haven't received them by change of E-mail address or haven't received them at all please e-mail or reply to me so I can remedy that,

I want to send out a thanks for all of you that made it all the way out to Concord Saturday night. I am so glad that none of you got lost. Thanks, you people are the greatest!

Next one will be the Que which it will be in around July.

P.S. For those who were worried, Andrew is all better.

I have been promising this to everyone of the last six years. Now here it is.

You talk shit about me behind my back, now you can say it to my face and everybody else without worrying about the consequences.

To celebrate me becoming 30 by roasting me.


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In case you don't know, Aya and I are in the process of buying a house in Concord. Why we haven't closed it by now is that the sellers want us to pay $2,000 more then the estimated price. This is without the repairs that we asked for after the home inspection. So Kristy, (
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First things first. The list, The topic: What goes well with Molestation? (I don't know how this topic came up.)
GHB
A Fine Chardonnay
A good cigar
Tang
Ass to Ass
Family
NO LUBE!!!
Your mom
Bitch at Waffel Hut
Chris's Bald Head
Tabasco Sauce
Brother in law
Seamonsters, Monkeys, and Spam
Apparently, Catholics
Chains and Whips
Gay Porn
An Airtight alibi
Motorhead
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Guess what? This Sunday is New Years Eve, and you don't have to work Monday. Yes that makes us all feel real good. So those of you who haven't received or seen the first invite, here is the second ( Read more... )

 Many of my friends and family have been constantly asking…

“Jeff, when are you going to throw another party?”
“Jeff, are you going to throw a X-Mas party?”
“Jeff, are you going to cook this time?

Well fear not my friends; the time of drunken revelry has come once again. It’s time to celebrate the New Year.

I the Great and Powerful Curleyfaz, ( Read more... )

There was a list compiled at last nights by the people who attended the party.

Topic: What goes well with Vodka?

• Car Crashes
• Barbiturates
• Necrophilia
• Bitch that fell down the stairs
• Heavy Machinery