Hungary's Blog: Session 2
~Hungary’s Blog~
Title: Q&A Session 2
FryingYaoiPandle: Hey everyone! Many thanks for all the questions that we have received! I thought the last one was so successful that I wanted to make another one :3 Ask away, my dears!
OresamaOverlord1: Please tell me I’m not going to be ignored this time around! I’m too awesome for that.
Anonymous: @Austria and Prussia: What would you say if you knew that woman everywhere think it'd be dead sexy if you guys made out/made love?
XMusicismylifeX:……I believe my first reaction would to figure out just who these women are.
OresamaOverlord1: urm…Rod. The first post might just answer your question.
FryingYaoiPandle: So….are you assuming I’d like to see you two do naughty things just because I like yaoi?
OresamaOverlord1: Well, duh! You username kinda says it all! You know, I bet you 100 euro that you are the anonymous person who wrote the comment.
FryingYaoiPandle: I was not!!!!! Why would I do that? The questionnaire is for fans to ask us questions.
XMusicismylifeX: I’m glad you don’t support this nonsense, Elizaveta.
FryingYaoiPandle: I didn’t say that….
XMusicismylifeX:….
OresamaOverlord1: Oh…I still need to answer the question. Well….I find it awesome that something includes me in a pairing. It could work out…I guess….if you were to look at it from an unbiased view….sorta. Ahhh…**** it. I need a beer. I’ll be back in a jiff.
OresamaOverlord1’s status is now set to away.
luckyasteriod:@Hungary: does Austria have ED? He seems like he does.
For the next five minutes, Hungary found herself laughter up a storm of uncontrollable giggles. When she finally went to reply, her abdominal muscles were aching.
FryingYaoiPandle: ROTFL! That is one interesting little question.
XMusicismylifeX: Elizaveta….please text me when this question is over.
XMusicismylifeX ‘s status is now set to away
FryingYaoiPandle: Sure, Austria-san. Anyway, I can’t be positive that I’m the best person to know this, but it’s pretty possible….I mean, I believe the Italies may or may not have the same dilemma.
MakePastaNotWar123: Wait, what about us?
buon_tomato: Hungary!!! Stop talking about that, will you? I really don’t feel like having f*cking fangirls invading my f*cking privacy without me f*cking giving permission to do so!
FryingYaoiPandle: ALL RIGHT! All right! Calm down, Romano….Lemme text Austria….
XMusicismylifeX’s away status is turned off
XMusicismylifeX: Thanks…I would’ve hated to have seen what you discussed.
King_Arthur_Kirkland: You do realise that you could just scroll up and see what they wrote about your…problem.
XMusicismylifeX: I’m not going to, England and yes, I was aware of that.
yayitax: this one is for España! Do you miss all your sons and daughters from Latinamerica?? Do you think is mean that they don´t appear?? and who was the "mom" you or Lovi??
El_Toromato: I guess I do miss ‘em sometimes. I mean, they were my territory at one point, but they had to grow up and leave someday, no? Yes, I would appreciate it if they did visit me more often. I like talking to them. Then again, they have their own problems to attend to… As for the last ques-
buon_tomato: If you answer that one, Spagna, I swear, you are going to regret it, damn it!
El_Toromato: Romano, I would calm down, okay? I’m n-
OresamaOverlord1: Just for the record, I think Spain would totally be the mother.
El_Toromato: ¿Qué? Why do you say that?
♥roses_are_red♥: No no no no Prussia, how can you say that when Spain would completely top Romano? After all, he is in, as the fangirls call it, the “Bad Touch Trio”
OresamaOverlord1: Yeah, but Romano is wayyy too sour to cope with being pregnant, you know?
buon_tomato: Why the hell are we discussing whether or not I would be able to handle having a baby when I’m a DUDE???
♥roses_are_red♥: Hmmm…I guess you have a point but let’s stop the conversation before Romano blows a casket.
yayitax: And for Hungary! what weapon do you prefer, sword or frying pan??
FryingYaoiPandle: Definitely my frying pan! It’s a lot easier to carry and really does deliver a great amount of damage to your enemies. Even so, a sword is a useful weapon I have taken a very large liking to.
sotnosen93: @England Hey, you know that you're the most popular guy to pair people with, right? I mean we have the ever so popular USUK that keeps bothering non-yaoi-fans like me. (No offense to yaoi, Hungary. My best friend is a yaoi fan and I'm cool with that.) And of course, we have the FrUk, (yes, France is on the top) England/Japan, England/Seychelles, England/China, England/Canada, the list goes on...
King_Arthur_Kirkland:……….
FryingYaoiPandle: Aww…that’s a shame that you don’t like yaoi all that much, but what are you going to do? I’m glad you’re okay with that stuff, though.
TheHeroBurger: Hey, Iggy? You alive?
King_Arthur_Kirkland:……
The HeroBurger: You might’ve just killed him, sotnosen.
King_Arthur_Kirkland: I….I think I just…..died a little inside…..honestly….why me??? I would think someone like France or America or Prussia or even Japan would be a person more compatible with countries, not me. Why is the fanbase so bloody bonkers?
♥roses_are_red♥: Oh, don’t act so surprised, England. I’m sure there’s at least one of those pairings that caught your attention and made your adrenaline rush!
King_Arthur_Kirkland: Put a sock in it, frog! This doesn’t concern you.
♥roses_are_red♥: And I’m on top? What a satisfying role! I must thank the fans who support me as the seme. I must say, it is quite the compliment.
King_Arthur_Kirkland: What part of “shut up” don’t you understand?
♥roses_are_red♥: The “shut” part.
King_Arthur_Kirkland:...I’m about this close to punching the computer screen.
♥roses_are_red♥: And that, mon cher, would be hilarious.
sotnosen93: @Spain Love your username!
El_Toromato: Grasias! Personally, I think it sounds like a good secret agent name.
sotnosen: @Hungary Hey, just so you know it, here in Sweden (where there do NOT live ice bears, thank you very much) gay marriage is allowed.
FryingYaoiPandle: I think Sweden mentioned that to me once, but I didn’t really know what he was talking about because he mumbles too much. Thanks! I’m very glad they allow gay marriages!!!!! J
sotnosen93: @Liechtenstein When was the first time you called Switzerland big brother?
the-shining-stone: I don’t remember exactly……….It was quite a while ago….I think it was just something I started to do on whim. Plus, he acts a lot like my big brother.
NeutralCamoGun: Yeah, I don’t remember when you started proclaiming me as your brother, either.
sotnosen93: @All Oh, if you wonder about my username, "sötnosen" is Swedish for "cutie".
Sverige: I kn’w tha’.
Chuugoku_aru_yo:...Umm, this is for China: Off the top of your head, how many nations/humans do you think beleive/have mistaken you for a girl? Also, how did the Allies react when they first saw you?
CrimsonDragon: Huh…..That’s pretty tough, aru, but I think pretty much every country outside Japan, Thailand, Hong Kong and Taiwan have mistaken me for a girl, aru. Korea may be the only one who still believes I’m a girl, aru.
Itsfromkorea: I know you’re a guy, China. I’m not that stupid. You just have such a lovely chest that I must touch.
CrimsonDragon: Not on my watch, aru.
reihoshino: To all nations: If you were a human, what kind of job would you like to have?
MakePastaNotWar123: I’d probably be a chef and make pasta and pizza and gelato for a living!!!
buon_tomato: I want to grow tomatoes, or make foods with tomatoes, or something like that.
WurstEveryday: I’m not sure….perhaps a mechanic???
Otaku4evr: Most likely a mangaka.
FryingYaoiPandle: No idea…..I might like to work in the filming industry
Itsfromkorea: Same here, da ze! We can be filming partners.
XMusicismylifeX: I would be..
OresamaOverlord1:..the next music prodigy…We all know…I would be either a beer taster or a history teacher in which I would let the kids know that there actually was an awesome place called Prussia!
CrimsonDragon: An emporer, aru or a political leader.
King_Aurthur_Kirkland: A bartender or perhaps someone who studies mythology.
♥roses_are_red♥: Defintely a person who advises others on love and relationships.
TheHeroBurger: Superman.
FryingYaoiPandle: reihoshino asked for a future profession, America. Superman is not one.
King_Arthur_Kirkland: Of course it’s not! But it’s impossible to get that through his skull.
TheHeroBurger: Well, I’m still going to be a hero….even if I’m not one already.
reihoshino: @Hungary: Have you ever used your frying pan for...you know...frying? Or you just use it as a weapon?
FryingYaoiPandle: Why of course! I wouldn’t be so wasteful as to limit the frying pan’s use to combact! I love making sunny side-up eggs for breakfast with the same pan I had used to hit Prussia.
OresamaOverlord1: You shouldn’t do that! Those eggs are too awesome to be eaten if they’re made on a pan that has my DNA on it!!!
FryingYaoiPandle: Oh shut your face, stupid head. You aren’t the boss of me!
OresamaOverlord1: Whatever, Lizzie. Like I care what you say.
FryingYaoiPandle: I think that concludes this session of questions. Thanks everyone and see you tomorrow.
Hungary swiftly logged off, shut off the computer and flopped onto her bed, not even bothering to check if the blog was still in function without her. That Prussia….Why does he have to be so annoying?
Author’s Note: Many, many, many thanks to all the people who gave me questions. I appreciate every single one of them.
~curlee1029