Hungary's Blog: Session 1
~Hungary’s Blog~
Hungary logged onto her blog at 1:00 her time (since the big event was running according to UTC time, she needed to be there an hour later than she had written on her advertisment.) She clicked on the Discussion Forum tab, selected “New Thread” and typed out the first post.
Title: Q&A- Session 1 (EVERYONE REPLY!!!!)
FryingYaoiPandle: Svia, everyone and welcome to the first session of our questions and answers features on my blog. I’m Hungary, in case you didn’t know. You can call me by my username if you want to as well. Feel free to begin posting your questions ^^
XMusicismylifeX: Elizaveta, is this where we’re doing that questionnaire session?
OresamaOverlord1: No…here is where Liz started a heated debate about whether waffles or pancakes would win WWIII. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE’RE DISCUSSING, DUMBASS?
XMusicismylifeX: Firstly, I do not appreciate the crudeness of your response, Prussia. Secondly, I was speaking to Hungary.
Hungary’s forehead rested on her desk in shame. If the nations began fighting with themselves, her fantastic idea would no longer work.
FryingYaoiPandle: Would you two stop? I really don’t feel like scaring away potential questioners because some of us aren’t being mature.
OresamaOverlord1: Pfft…Just wait until Greece and Turkey get here, Liz. And what about England and France, huh? Are they ever “mature” when they’re in the same room?
A heavy sigh heaved in Hungary’s chest. She supposed Prussia had a valid point, but that would be decided when the time comes. She refreshed the page, searching for a new response.
TheHeroBurger: Hey, everyone! I’m here now so you can start rolling out the questions.
King_Arthur_Kirkland: Git. The world doesn’t revolve around you. Get that head of hamburgers back to the real world, will you?
MakePastaNotWar123: Vee~ It’s sure crowded here now…..I wonder what sort of questions people will be asking us.
Otaku4evr: I can’t even imagine, Italy-kun.
MakePastaNotWar123: Ciao, Japan! How are you doing?
Otaku4evr: I’m doing alright. How about you?
MakePastaNotWar123: I’m doing great! Germany isn’t really forcing me to do any battle training today!
OresamaOverlord1: Italy, is West there with you?
MakePastaNotWar123: He went home awhile ago. He should be logging on soon…I think.
Excitement ballooned in Hungary’s chest. She hadn’t expected many countries would be willing to join her blog and reply to some thread concerning fangirls/fanboys, but then again, her fellow nations were just as unpredictable as anyone. After another refreshing she noticed a username she didn’t recognize amongst all the others.
jaannoskaasu: HUNGARY, WHY DO I FIND YOU SO BEAUTIFUL AND AWESOME?! ;3;
OresamaOverlord1: What? You don’t find ME awesome????? That’s a crime against nature.
Hungary felt her stomach lurch in shock. She had suspected a question for America or England or Japan to have been the first one. Nevertheless, with rather unstable fingers, she replied
FryingYaoiPandle: I’m utterly flattered you like me that much! I don’t know why you find me like that, but I’m glad to actually meet you, Jaannoskaasu! (May I call you Jaann for short?):D
OresamaOverlord1: L. This is disappointing!
ItsfromKorea: Hey, Jaann! Did you know that you originated in me, da ze?
Of course Korea has to be annoying like that.
FryingYaoiPandle: Um…I don-
ItsfromKorea: You’re just jealous.
FryingYaoiPandle: -_-‘ Okay…..Whatever you say….
toastweasel: @Hungary: Which countries do you like to pair together the most and who do you think is going to get together?
buon_tomato: Your username is sh*tty. I mean, who’d want to eat a toasted weasel.
MakePastaNotWar123: Brother, don’t say that. It’s mean
Hungary smirked-what she called her yaoi face and typed furiously in reply:
FryingYaoiPandle: Interesting question, toastweasel. I basically enjoy any yaoi coupling, but I have a fetish for GerIta, Spamano, and SuFin. Whether they will end up together or not is really something only time will tell. I do believe there are some close relations between the countries I just mentioned so I think it’ll happen…hopefully.
El_Toromato: You like me with Romano? That’s not too bad…I guess.
buon_tomato: That’s just gross, Hungary. Really. I would die before I was paired with HIM, damn it!
FryingYaoiPandle: You’re just denying it, Romano. I know you are!
buon_tomato: Whatever.
Toastweasel: @Austria: Why are you so much of a pansy? And did you ever get your vital regions back? ;D
XMusicismylifeX: …Pansy, you say? I think you’ll find that the correct term would be “sophisticated”.
OresamaOverlord1: *cough*bigfatlair *cough*
XMusicismylifeX: Conserning my vital regions-
OresamaOverlord1: I still have them!!!!!!!!!
XMusicismylifeX: No, you do not Prussia. You know it as well as I do. I did retrieve them shortly. Never to worry!
OresamaOverlord1: If you say so……..Kesesesesesese…
V_chan_rides_an_ rotflcopter: Lovi~ if you could be any other nation for a day, and do whatever you want as them with no consequence to yourself~
Who would you be and why?? Ehh~?
buon_tomato: That’s easy!!! Germany. I would wear a mustache 24/7 and say stupid things and fail at war and that potato bastrad will DIE!
WurstEveryday: I’m glad to see that I’m appreciated.
MakePastaNotWar123: Doitsu! Goo dto see you logged on. I’m sorry by bro isn’t treating you nicely. He can be like that!
buon_tomato: Hey! I can read what you’re saying you know….
FryingYaoiPandle: Any more questions?
King of Prussia: Directed at the Italies and/or any other character with an ahoge:
How do you get haircuts? I mean, if your ahoge curl thing is your erogenous zone then would cutting off be like cutting of your...?
*ahem*]
OresamaOverlord1: Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah! Since when were you the king of me, bud?
FryingYaoiPandle: It’s just a username, Prussia!
OresamaOverlord1: I don’t care! That’s not an excuse to claim you’re something or not.
buon_tomato: I, for one, am pretty disturbed by the question. That’s really perverted. Jeez, Hungary, enforce the rules more, will ya?
FryingYaoiPandle: How in the world was I supposed to know what these people are going to be asking? Any who, you don’t need to answer if you don’t-
MakePastaNotWar123: Basically, we don’t cut in that area. We’re pretty cautious about cutting it, so we mostly do it ourselves. Someone else my accidentally cut it off without knowing.
buon_tomato: Honestly, Veneziano! That was private. This idea is really sucky now.
MakePastaNotWar: Vee….I don’t see why it was a problem. I answered it and no one’s complaining! :D
buon_tomato: That’s not always a good sign, idio!
MiamiChick99: To Russia: What exactly does it mean to be one with Russia? And why do say kolkolkol? Sorry if the straightforwardness is offending you. You're my fave character by the way.:3
TheHeroBurger: Awesome! You’re from Miami? That’s so cool!!!!!!! Glad to meet a fellow American. Why did you ask a question to Russia, though? Don’t you want to know more about your own nation????
Siberianwinter: America, this MiamiChick has a good question. Don’t intrupt. Anyway, becoming one with me, is, well….I could show you how through video chat J
TorisTheBaltic: NOOOOO!!!! Don’t! It’s a scarring sight1
Siberianwinter: Why is that, Lithuania? I’m sure you aren’t trying to say it’s BAD, are you?
TorisTheBaltic: Nooo….Of course not, but I think Hungary should decide.
FryingYaoiPandle: Russia, please do not make a video pertaining to this question. Thank you.
Siberianwinter: What a shame…You all are missing out on something spectacular if I do say so myself….kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol….
♥Roses_are_red♥: Is it just me..or did my room become somehow colder?
King_Arthur_Kirkland: It was probably you.
♥Roses_are_red♥: Ah, mon cher…Your stubbornness never gets old.
King_Arthur_Kirkland: Call me that again and I’ll put a curse on you that will last for the next century, you bloody wine bastard.
FryingYaoiPandle: If you don’t mind, I would like to keep this thread magic-free, thank you very much.
A ringtone from her phone blared from the desk. She swooped up the device and looked at the screen, seeing the reminder for a political meeting flashing upon its surface. She groaned in distress, but she couldn’t play hookey with her boss.
FryingYaoiPandle: Sorry everyone, but I have to leave for a meeting with my boss. I think I’ll close the thread for now. Tomorrow at the same time, I’ll start a new one. Untill next time!
OresamaOverlord1: Well this royally sucks…You stink like old socks, Liz.
FryingYaoiPandle: Love you too, Prussia…. -_-‘
MakePastaNotWar123: See you all tomorrow! Hasta la pasta!!!!
El_Toromato: It’s hasta la vista, mi amigo.
The thread “Q&A- Session 1 (EVERYONE REPLY!!!!)” is now locked.
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Footnotes:
UTC: The time zone near the Prime Meridian.
mon cher: 'my dear' in French
Mi amigo: "My friend" in Spanish.
Hasta la vista: Spanish for "see you later"