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I'm EXHAUSTED.
Last night was Night of Joy at Disney world, and it was alright. Although, I don't think it was as great as today.
So we get back to St. Andrews around 4:30 AM and sometime before then, Kendall and I discover a new snarl that apparently freaks her out so much that she started to cry. My God, I am SO good.
Then this morning, we went back after her laying eggs in the back seat, and sleep for like, maybe 3 hours? Not sure if it was even that. I guess according to Erik I'm just being prepared for college life. lol.
Then we went to the 9:15 service cuz i had to sing and that was fun. But then we discovered something INTERESTING.
Kendall had a FLAT TIRE. GREAT! Imagine this...2 flippin' blondes figuring out a flat!
Well, we got someone to help us, and we drove the tire all the way to a gas station. With tire dirt all over our hands and dressed in our SUNDAY'S BEST, we try and fill her tire with an asshole in front of us who would NOT move his vehicle and a broken air valve. We had already been trying for about 20 minutes. See, BLONDES DO HAVE MORE FUN. Oh, and we also called Sean in between that and asked him if the tire woudld pop with too much air and he said no. We were convinced then. I mean, come on. It's Sean. lol.
THEN we travel about another 3 miles to another gas station to find out that Kendall's tire has a nail in it. BUT this is after we tried to put air in it, except the valve we used WASN'T air. WE THOUGHT IT WAS OIL. and it hit my mouth. WE WERE PISSED. well it was only water, but we def. hadn't succeeded in the air department. Well, meanwhile, the men come over, and realize both MY front tires have nails in them. Ok, so how is that possible? Like seriously, WHAT ARE WE DOING?
After $20 and a discount because of our titties, we are on our way to the church. We change Kendall's tire. THEN we run into Philip Shaouy who then says, hey wanna go to the beach? and we said, SURE!
So, being the blondes we are, we NEVER resist an oppurtunity to hit up the beach.
We SPEED home, grab our sweeeet suits, and we RUN to Denny's..TO GET OUR HEIFFER ON.
After all the shit that happened to us, HELL YEH WE DESERVED A BELGIAN WAFFLE. Don't EVEN hate.
Oh yeh....strawberries and whipped cream on top. Well, then we run into Phylllisia Arabah Diane and phyllisia's new man. WOW was it ironic. especially becuase before we walked in they were telling this kid Richie how he should be scared if me and Kendall were there...and then we walked in! lol.
Well needless to say, me and Kendall dip and on the way to the beach we jam out to Michael Jackson and one song in particular.....Don'T STOP BELIEVING by Journey while we had two old guys with a corvette and surf boards in their corvette trying to sing with us...after all, we already HAD the dancing under control.
We get to the beach, get our tan on and meet up with everyone, I get STUNG by a jelly fish, we own at hittin' up Krispy Kreme(they got rid of giving away the free donut!!!) and then we TOTALLY dipped like chips...and here I am now. What a day huh?
BEAT THAT MOFO's.
Me and Kendall are 2 BAMF's. and we are...UTTERLY....FANTASTIC.
Last night was Night of Joy at Disney world, and it was alright. Although, I don't think it was as great as today.
So we get back to St. Andrews around 4:30 AM and sometime before then, Kendall and I discover a new snarl that apparently freaks her out so much that she started to cry. My God, I am SO good.
Then this morning, we went back after her laying eggs in the back seat, and sleep for like, maybe 3 hours? Not sure if it was even that. I guess according to Erik I'm just being prepared for college life. lol.
Then we went to the 9:15 service cuz i had to sing and that was fun. But then we discovered something INTERESTING.
Kendall had a FLAT TIRE. GREAT! Imagine this...2 flippin' blondes figuring out a flat!
Well, we got someone to help us, and we drove the tire all the way to a gas station. With tire dirt all over our hands and dressed in our SUNDAY'S BEST, we try and fill her tire with an asshole in front of us who would NOT move his vehicle and a broken air valve. We had already been trying for about 20 minutes. See, BLONDES DO HAVE MORE FUN. Oh, and we also called Sean in between that and asked him if the tire woudld pop with too much air and he said no. We were convinced then. I mean, come on. It's Sean. lol.
THEN we travel about another 3 miles to another gas station to find out that Kendall's tire has a nail in it. BUT this is after we tried to put air in it, except the valve we used WASN'T air. WE THOUGHT IT WAS OIL. and it hit my mouth. WE WERE PISSED. well it was only water, but we def. hadn't succeeded in the air department. Well, meanwhile, the men come over, and realize both MY front tires have nails in them. Ok, so how is that possible? Like seriously, WHAT ARE WE DOING?
After $20 and a discount because of our titties, we are on our way to the church. We change Kendall's tire. THEN we run into Philip Shaouy who then says, hey wanna go to the beach? and we said, SURE!
So, being the blondes we are, we NEVER resist an oppurtunity to hit up the beach.
We SPEED home, grab our sweeeet suits, and we RUN to Denny's..TO GET OUR HEIFFER ON.
After all the shit that happened to us, HELL YEH WE DESERVED A BELGIAN WAFFLE. Don't EVEN hate.
Oh yeh....strawberries and whipped cream on top. Well, then we run into Phylllisia Arabah Diane and phyllisia's new man. WOW was it ironic. especially becuase before we walked in they were telling this kid Richie how he should be scared if me and Kendall were there...and then we walked in! lol.
Well needless to say, me and Kendall dip and on the way to the beach we jam out to Michael Jackson and one song in particular.....Don'T STOP BELIEVING by Journey while we had two old guys with a corvette and surf boards in their corvette trying to sing with us...after all, we already HAD the dancing under control.
We get to the beach, get our tan on and meet up with everyone, I get STUNG by a jelly fish, we own at hittin' up Krispy Kreme(they got rid of giving away the free donut!!!) and then we TOTALLY dipped like chips...and here I am now. What a day huh?
BEAT THAT MOFO's.
Me and Kendall are 2 BAMF's. and we are...UTTERLY....FANTASTIC.