the Pants/Earless master post
Still not even sure how this needs a master post but it's the longest thing I've written in years plural and it's posted all over the place. So fuck it, let's master post it and spare the flist some spam.
title: Pants Parkinson and her Weasleys
author: curiouslyfic
pairing: Pansy/George
rating: pg
w/c: ~21k
disclaimer: Transformative work of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series, because my ass he married his dead brother's ex and they had a kid they named Fred.
a/n: Written for kinky_kneazle's birthday (but how much, baby, do we really need), and for a series of prompts on the hd_writers Drabble Day challenge. Mostly written over three days in a hotel room with my mother; posted unbetaed and smutless, though I am entirely willing to revisit should there be a need. Much love to crazyparakiss for the encouragement and Kneazley for the inspiration, though at this point, it's something of a vanity project.
summary: He calls her Pants. She calls him Earless. This is how their story goes.
but how much, baby, do we really need | pg-13 | ~4.5k | "Do you think you'd want to get married, Pants?"
Pants Parkinson and the Goblets | pg | ~1k | "I'm doing our taxes, George. That's hardly giddy-making."
Pants Parkinson and the Snidget | pg | ~1.5k | "Have I been down here that long already?"
Pants Parkinson and the cake | pg | ~500 | George has his moments, Pansy says, but they never last long.
Pants Parkinson and her Earless | pg | prequel | ~2k | "You've found one in that herd? And you've let him out of your sight? Merlin, how will you ever find him again?"
Pants Parkinson and the courting methods of one George Weasley | pg | prequel | ~1k | "There are pictures, is what I'm saying."
Pants Parkinson and the Unfortunate Convo | pg | Percy/Oliver | ~2.5k | "Had enough of the reminiscing?"
Pants Parksinon and the Morning After | pg | *Draco/Charlie* | ~2k | "I think I've been Weasleyed."
Pants Parkinson and the Hinkypuck | pg | prequel | ~2.5k | "Well then, I'm in good hands, aren't I?"
Pants Parkinson and the Opposites | pg | ~1.5k | "Not worth the cost of his robes, that one."
Pants Parkinson and the Inconvenient Question | pg | Percy/Oliver | ~2.5k | "If you're not all right with it, we can wait."
title: Pants Parkinson and her Weasleys
author: curiouslyfic
pairing: Pansy/George
rating: pg
w/c: ~21k
disclaimer: Transformative work of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series, because my ass he married his dead brother's ex and they had a kid they named Fred.
a/n: Written for kinky_kneazle's birthday (but how much, baby, do we really need), and for a series of prompts on the hd_writers Drabble Day challenge. Mostly written over three days in a hotel room with my mother; posted unbetaed and smutless, though I am entirely willing to revisit should there be a need. Much love to crazyparakiss for the encouragement and Kneazley for the inspiration, though at this point, it's something of a vanity project.
summary: He calls her Pants. She calls him Earless. This is how their story goes.
but how much, baby, do we really need | pg-13 | ~4.5k | "Do you think you'd want to get married, Pants?"
Pants Parkinson and the Goblets | pg | ~1k | "I'm doing our taxes, George. That's hardly giddy-making."
Pants Parkinson and the Snidget | pg | ~1.5k | "Have I been down here that long already?"
Pants Parkinson and the cake | pg | ~500 | George has his moments, Pansy says, but they never last long.
Pants Parkinson and her Earless | pg | prequel | ~2k | "You've found one in that herd? And you've let him out of your sight? Merlin, how will you ever find him again?"
Pants Parkinson and the courting methods of one George Weasley | pg | prequel | ~1k | "There are pictures, is what I'm saying."
Pants Parkinson and the Unfortunate Convo | pg | Percy/Oliver | ~2.5k | "Had enough of the reminiscing?"
Pants Parksinon and the Morning After | pg | *Draco/Charlie* | ~2k | "I think I've been Weasleyed."
Pants Parkinson and the Hinkypuck | pg | prequel | ~2.5k | "Well then, I'm in good hands, aren't I?"
Pants Parkinson and the Opposites | pg | ~1.5k | "Not worth the cost of his robes, that one."
Pants Parkinson and the Inconvenient Question | pg | Percy/Oliver | ~2.5k | "If you're not all right with it, we can wait."