Master fic list
At some point I'll archive them all together somewhere and it will be fabulous. I'll correct the typos, I'll answer comments, it will rock. Until then, for the purposes of remix_redux, my master fic list:
.star trek 2009.
shipping: Sulu/Kirk.
Everyone Knows, R.
The Enterprise runs on gossip. Most of it's about Kirk. For the rounds-of-kink prompt: Jim always pushes. It's not often someone pushes back. D/s, spanking.
What's One More?, NC-17, Sulu/Kirk/Chekov.
Jim's birthday's coming up. Hikaru knows exactly what he wants. Threesome, rimming, mmm.
trust what you can't explain, pg, Sulu gen
It's only his kid until the quarantine's up. Title from this.
i thought i loved you but it was just how you looked in the light, pg-13. Sulu/OMC.
The first rule of NIKE is no cameras allowed. Breaking that one's come back to bite him. Title.
A Left Turn in the Finals, pg.
The bridge crew plays gay chicken. Yeah.
and i will whisper..., R. Contains blood play.
Jim doesn't flinch. Title.
lying in this bed, pg.
Five times Jim almost got Hikaru killed and the obligatory plus-one contradiction. Title.
Five Orders Hikaru Hates (and one he doesn't mind following, actually), pg.
Some orders, he thinks, are meant to be ignored.
Crave, pg.
Every so often, he craves.
you know he looks so good tonight, pg-13, Sulu/Everyone-but-Chekov.
The obligatory sex pollen fic. Title.
Give a Git a Wand, pg-13, Sulu/Kirk, Draco/Harry
In which the bridge crew are Ravenclaws circa 1999, Spock's NEWT obsessed, Hikaru's lost his green thumb, Jim proves he's not stupid, and there's a fight in the Great Hall. The Hogwarts AU.
everybody's got to do it sometime, pg-13.
One of these days, the break-up's going to stick. Title.
The One in Which They're Graduates, pg.
They're running late again. They blame it on the dress whites. The Top Gun AU.
Safe Return, pg.
It's always him in the deep shit on away missions. This time, though, it's Sulu. Jim's not okay with that.
lie back and think of Starfleet, R.
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Hikaru W. Sulu and James T. Kirk. Yes, another one.
all this faithfulness, NC-17, Hikaru/Jim/Sulu.
In theory, if having one Hikaru is awesome, two will be awesome squared. Threesome, rimming, double-penetration. Title.
within the silence of my room, g.
There are a lot of places Jim can sit on the Enterprise but this is his favorite. Title.
children, behave, pg-13.
It's not like they have anything official, just so far, so hot. The high school AU. Title.
the unofficial field guide to promises, r.
Time is relative. So is everything else.
it comes naturally (when you're with me), r
Most people spend their anniversaries celebrating with their loved ones. Hikaru mostly spends his trying to avoid a body count and hoping this will be the year he gets actual anniversary sex.
better that way, pg-13
It's straight-up best friend protocol to get her drunk through what she's calling the death throes of the thing with Spock. Just, it doesn't go as planned.
the one where the bridge crew of the Enterprise goes on Oprah, Sulu gen, pg-13
There’s got to be a rule or something that every talk show host Starfleet sends them to has to bore the fuck out of them with small talk and fake smiles, because seriously, they’ve been at this for weeks already and this shit doesn’t change.
.the Vancouver 2010 AU series, pg-13.
when you've got a job to do
Every athlete needs a good luck charm. Title.
send my condolences to good
Jim Kirk better be amazing. Its the only way to salvage what's left of this night. Title.
baffled king composing
Jim's not a superstitious guy. Luck has nothing to do with it. Title.
.harry potter.
shipping: Harry/Draco
ghosts and potters, h/d, pg-13.
Draco's expecting the ghosts of his past on the first anniversary of Severus's death. He's not expecting Harry Potter.
I, Ferret, h/d, pg.
Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.
He's Wearing What?, h/d, g.
Harry thinks he's got the hang of dressing up. Draco shows him how it's done. Featuring pop culture references, mpreg, and wildly inappropriate costume choices.
Draco Malfoy and the Colicky Wee Werewolf, h/d, g.
The third prompt for the Hex Files monthly challenge was: Narcissa Malfoy knows something no one else alive knows...except for Harry Potter. Words were spirit, dare, and bitch. So really, didn't it have to be fluff?
Parce-que, h/d, pg-13.
Harry blames the salad. Everyone else blames Harry. Featuring fluff, bad salad, oblivious!Harry, and appalling French.
Parce-que Potter, NC-17.
Harry Potter will drive you spare. He's already driving you to Canada. Companion fic to Parce-que.
thursday's his kiss, h/d, pg.
It's not what Draco sends, it's what he doesn't. Thank Merlin for Ron.
Their Other Lives, h/d, pg.
For the Hex Files prompt: Harry shows Draco a romantic film for Valentine's Day. Draco doesn't find it very romantic.
fear and loathing at the Phoenix, h/d, R.
Harry's Hunter S. Thompson. Draco's his Attorney. It's the 10th annual Death Day and there's Journalism afoot. For j_folked in the 2008 hds-beltane fest.
one truth in the 9-to-5, pg
Malfuck wastes a perfectly good sacking spree terrorizing the Quibbler interns. Timestamp for thisgirl_is.
An Inconvenient View, h/d, pg-13.
Pansy's had three years to think Divination's a crock but it takes her most of Sixth Year to really hate it. For olimakiella in the 2009 hds-beltane fest.
Draco Regina, h/d, pg.
Draco's the May Queen. He's not best pleased. Pinch hit for the 2009 hds-beltane fest.
Give a Git a Wand, pg-13, Sulu/Kirk, Draco/Harry
STXI/HP fusion. In which Malfoy's got a new study partner, Harry's got a new twitch, plants are harmed, and Ron's eyes need bleach.
Bellum omnium contra omnes (the Ancient History remix), pg. Percy gen.
Percy remembers idolising his older brothers. He doesn't play favourites anymore. He's not exactly spoiled for choice. Remix of Meddow's Familiar Debate, written for remix_redux. Title.
George Knows, r, George/Pansy/Not!Fred
There are things George wants he won't ever ask for.
how to win (despite yourself), r, Charlie/Draco
He knows he's only got Malfoy until Harry makes his move, just Charlie's not inclined to let go so easily.
Harry wants, r, Harry/Draco/Charlie
That's on the top ten wank fantasies list, too.
untitled puppy!fic, h/d, pg
Harry is reasonable, Harry can share. Just, he's not sure he should have to.
slow waltz on a razor's edge, r, Harry/Draco/Charlie
“The most important things are the hardest to say…because words diminish them.” ~ Stephen King
of lesson plans and lizard brains, r, Harry/Scorpius
Scorpius has to learn sometime.
in the hall of the joke shop king, r, James Jr./Pansy/George, incest, schoolboy wanking, cuckolding
He’s always liked Aunt Pansy best.
For Want of a Gryffindor, Regulus/Remus, nc-17
His reckless older brother has been dragging him into mad schemes his whole life and it has never ended well. There’s a first time for everything.
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kneazles, h/d, pg-13, Hogwarts-era,
Harry sort of comes back the world to the sound of sniffling, which strikes him as odd.
Basio (the Roll Over, Catallus mix), h/d, r
“Whoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times.” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli. Remix of kinetikatrue’s Basia for remix_redux 2011.
The Pensieve Project, Draco&Neville gen, h/d, pg-13
Of the 116 Hogwarts students who took part in the final battle, only five are officially invited to the Ministry’s first annual memorial. For everyone else, there’s the Pensieve Project.
podfic by the lovely uniquepov. dvd commentary here.
.the Draco/Albus series.
trap, pg-13
Al throws over his long-time girlfriend and his well-earned place with the Aurors in the same week, trades them in for a position in the Ministry’s forensics potions labs and a work schedule that’s positively inhumane.
for a Galleon you can watch, pg-13
Albus doesn’t really need any encouragement to misbehave but he can’t say he’s not fond of having an excuse.
Against Medi-Wand Advice, nc-17, rimming, soft-cock sex
Twelve days before his live-in’s meant to have a bloody great showdown with the entirety of his profession, Albus Potter has an incident at work. It is incredibly ill-timed.
.the obligatory WIP.
Childhood Chews, generally pg.
When Britain's top Aurors are brought down by chewing gum, it's up to Potions peon Draco to sort out the mess. If it's gone this wrong, it's just got to be a Wheeze. A de-aging fic featuring Tiny Potter, Wee Weasleys, Little Longbottom, and a Ginger Granger.
.pirates of the caribbean.
shipping: Sparrington
companion fics & series:
.get frocked. Crossdressing.
James Norrington: Pirate Queen, pg.
Sparrow names a co-regent. Surprised is not the word.
Reciprocal Frocking, R.
James. Is. Frocked. He is not best pleased.
.the post-AWE fixes.
Elizabeth in Waiting, pg-13.
Ten years is a long time.
Jack in Progress, pg-13.
Aye, he can do this.
.the gone come dawn trilogy.
gone come dawn, pg.
Jack doesn't know what hit him. He'd very much like details about his pants.
red sky in morning, pg.
One morning, Jack wakes naked on a beach and remembers.
red sky at night, R.
James knows exactly what's hit him. There's accursedness, then there's just bloody bad luck.
.one-shots.
An Utter Lack of Contrition, R.
This is without a doubt the worst apology he's ever heard. In which there is flagrant abuse of Norrington's wig, Sparrow's rum, and Anamaria's patience. Also, pie!smut.
Reasons to be missed, pg, gen. Character death.
Will offers James one more day. He spends it with Sparrow. Title.
Telemetry, pg. James/OFC.
Flips of a coin, Jack Sparrow and James Norrington. Will wonders if they know it.
Opportune Moments, g, gen.
A POTC guide to Canadian Parliamentary proroguement circa 2008, complete with handy linkspam.
Home is Where, R.
Family can make us do atrocious things int he name of acceptance. Eventually, the truth must out. AU.
.torchwood.
shipping: Jack/Ianto
Wherein Jack's long gone, Ianto's asleep, and TARDIS has better things to do, R. Ianto/Face of Boe.
One last shag, courtesy of the Doctor. Written for rounds-of-kink. Prompt includes: tentacle!smut, telepathic!smut, and masturbation.
Now and in the hour, pg.
Some things he regrets. Most things he doesn't. Post-COE4 ficlet.
.across the universe.
shipping: Max/Jude
Sisters, strawberries, and its, pg-13.
Coming home sucks and not in a good way. Max resolves to fix that.
.kitchen confidential.
desert island, gun to your head, r, Teddy gen, Teddy/Steven
Sane has been relative in every kitchen Teddy's ever worked but never moreso than now. For athenejen for yuletide 2010.
.transmetropolitan.
shipping: Spider/Yelena
the new jerusalem, R for language.
It's not that he doesn't care. It never has been.
.commercials.
Come and Get Your Love, pg. Paul (Verizon)/Chad (Alltel spokesdude)
Chad wants to meet him, spokesdude to spokesdude, what with the merger and all. Paul doesn't have time for this shit. But if he's not out checking the network, he's going to make it worth his time.
.star trek 2009.
shipping: Sulu/Kirk.
Everyone Knows, R.
The Enterprise runs on gossip. Most of it's about Kirk. For the rounds-of-kink prompt: Jim always pushes. It's not often someone pushes back. D/s, spanking.
What's One More?, NC-17, Sulu/Kirk/Chekov.
Jim's birthday's coming up. Hikaru knows exactly what he wants. Threesome, rimming, mmm.
trust what you can't explain, pg, Sulu gen
It's only his kid until the quarantine's up. Title from this.
i thought i loved you but it was just how you looked in the light, pg-13. Sulu/OMC.
The first rule of NIKE is no cameras allowed. Breaking that one's come back to bite him. Title.
A Left Turn in the Finals, pg.
The bridge crew plays gay chicken. Yeah.
and i will whisper..., R. Contains blood play.
Jim doesn't flinch. Title.
lying in this bed, pg.
Five times Jim almost got Hikaru killed and the obligatory plus-one contradiction. Title.
Five Orders Hikaru Hates (and one he doesn't mind following, actually), pg.
Some orders, he thinks, are meant to be ignored.
Crave, pg.
Every so often, he craves.
you know he looks so good tonight, pg-13, Sulu/Everyone-but-Chekov.
The obligatory sex pollen fic. Title.
Give a Git a Wand, pg-13, Sulu/Kirk, Draco/Harry
In which the bridge crew are Ravenclaws circa 1999, Spock's NEWT obsessed, Hikaru's lost his green thumb, Jim proves he's not stupid, and there's a fight in the Great Hall. The Hogwarts AU.
everybody's got to do it sometime, pg-13.
One of these days, the break-up's going to stick. Title.
The One in Which They're Graduates, pg.
They're running late again. They blame it on the dress whites. The Top Gun AU.
Safe Return, pg.
It's always him in the deep shit on away missions. This time, though, it's Sulu. Jim's not okay with that.
lie back and think of Starfleet, R.
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Hikaru W. Sulu and James T. Kirk. Yes, another one.
all this faithfulness, NC-17, Hikaru/Jim/Sulu.
In theory, if having one Hikaru is awesome, two will be awesome squared. Threesome, rimming, double-penetration. Title.
within the silence of my room, g.
There are a lot of places Jim can sit on the Enterprise but this is his favorite. Title.
children, behave, pg-13.
It's not like they have anything official, just so far, so hot. The high school AU. Title.
the unofficial field guide to promises, r.
Time is relative. So is everything else.
it comes naturally (when you're with me), r
Most people spend their anniversaries celebrating with their loved ones. Hikaru mostly spends his trying to avoid a body count and hoping this will be the year he gets actual anniversary sex.
better that way, pg-13
It's straight-up best friend protocol to get her drunk through what she's calling the death throes of the thing with Spock. Just, it doesn't go as planned.
the one where the bridge crew of the Enterprise goes on Oprah, Sulu gen, pg-13
There’s got to be a rule or something that every talk show host Starfleet sends them to has to bore the fuck out of them with small talk and fake smiles, because seriously, they’ve been at this for weeks already and this shit doesn’t change.
.the Vancouver 2010 AU series, pg-13.
when you've got a job to do
Every athlete needs a good luck charm. Title.
send my condolences to good
Jim Kirk better be amazing. Its the only way to salvage what's left of this night. Title.
baffled king composing
Jim's not a superstitious guy. Luck has nothing to do with it. Title.
.harry potter.
shipping: Harry/Draco
ghosts and potters, h/d, pg-13.
Draco's expecting the ghosts of his past on the first anniversary of Severus's death. He's not expecting Harry Potter.
I, Ferret, h/d, pg.
Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.
He's Wearing What?, h/d, g.
Harry thinks he's got the hang of dressing up. Draco shows him how it's done. Featuring pop culture references, mpreg, and wildly inappropriate costume choices.
Draco Malfoy and the Colicky Wee Werewolf, h/d, g.
The third prompt for the Hex Files monthly challenge was: Narcissa Malfoy knows something no one else alive knows...except for Harry Potter. Words were spirit, dare, and bitch. So really, didn't it have to be fluff?
Parce-que, h/d, pg-13.
Harry blames the salad. Everyone else blames Harry. Featuring fluff, bad salad, oblivious!Harry, and appalling French.
Parce-que Potter, NC-17.
Harry Potter will drive you spare. He's already driving you to Canada. Companion fic to Parce-que.
thursday's his kiss, h/d, pg.
It's not what Draco sends, it's what he doesn't. Thank Merlin for Ron.
Their Other Lives, h/d, pg.
For the Hex Files prompt: Harry shows Draco a romantic film for Valentine's Day. Draco doesn't find it very romantic.
fear and loathing at the Phoenix, h/d, R.
Harry's Hunter S. Thompson. Draco's his Attorney. It's the 10th annual Death Day and there's Journalism afoot. For j_folked in the 2008 hds-beltane fest.
one truth in the 9-to-5, pg
Malfuck wastes a perfectly good sacking spree terrorizing the Quibbler interns. Timestamp for thisgirl_is.
An Inconvenient View, h/d, pg-13.
Pansy's had three years to think Divination's a crock but it takes her most of Sixth Year to really hate it. For olimakiella in the 2009 hds-beltane fest.
Draco Regina, h/d, pg.
Draco's the May Queen. He's not best pleased. Pinch hit for the 2009 hds-beltane fest.
Give a Git a Wand, pg-13, Sulu/Kirk, Draco/Harry
STXI/HP fusion. In which Malfoy's got a new study partner, Harry's got a new twitch, plants are harmed, and Ron's eyes need bleach.
Bellum omnium contra omnes (the Ancient History remix), pg. Percy gen.
Percy remembers idolising his older brothers. He doesn't play favourites anymore. He's not exactly spoiled for choice. Remix of Meddow's Familiar Debate, written for remix_redux. Title.
George Knows, r, George/Pansy/Not!Fred
There are things George wants he won't ever ask for.
how to win (despite yourself), r, Charlie/Draco
He knows he's only got Malfoy until Harry makes his move, just Charlie's not inclined to let go so easily.
Harry wants, r, Harry/Draco/Charlie
That's on the top ten wank fantasies list, too.
untitled puppy!fic, h/d, pg
Harry is reasonable, Harry can share. Just, he's not sure he should have to.
slow waltz on a razor's edge, r, Harry/Draco/Charlie
“The most important things are the hardest to say…because words diminish them.” ~ Stephen King
of lesson plans and lizard brains, r, Harry/Scorpius
Scorpius has to learn sometime.
in the hall of the joke shop king, r, James Jr./Pansy/George, incest, schoolboy wanking, cuckolding
He’s always liked Aunt Pansy best.
For Want of a Gryffindor, Regulus/Remus, nc-17
His reckless older brother has been dragging him into mad schemes his whole life and it has never ended well. There’s a first time for everything.
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kneazles, h/d, pg-13, Hogwarts-era,
Harry sort of comes back the world to the sound of sniffling, which strikes him as odd.
Basio (the Roll Over, Catallus mix), h/d, r
“Whoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times.” ~ Niccolo Machiavelli. Remix of kinetikatrue’s Basia for remix_redux 2011.
The Pensieve Project, Draco&Neville gen, h/d, pg-13
Of the 116 Hogwarts students who took part in the final battle, only five are officially invited to the Ministry’s first annual memorial. For everyone else, there’s the Pensieve Project.
podfic by the lovely uniquepov. dvd commentary here.
.the Draco/Albus series.
trap, pg-13
Al throws over his long-time girlfriend and his well-earned place with the Aurors in the same week, trades them in for a position in the Ministry’s forensics potions labs and a work schedule that’s positively inhumane.
for a Galleon you can watch, pg-13
Albus doesn’t really need any encouragement to misbehave but he can’t say he’s not fond of having an excuse.
Against Medi-Wand Advice, nc-17, rimming, soft-cock sex
Twelve days before his live-in’s meant to have a bloody great showdown with the entirety of his profession, Albus Potter has an incident at work. It is incredibly ill-timed.
.the obligatory WIP.
Childhood Chews, generally pg.
When Britain's top Aurors are brought down by chewing gum, it's up to Potions peon Draco to sort out the mess. If it's gone this wrong, it's just got to be a Wheeze. A de-aging fic featuring Tiny Potter, Wee Weasleys, Little Longbottom, and a Ginger Granger.
.pirates of the caribbean.
shipping: Sparrington
companion fics & series:
.get frocked. Crossdressing.
James Norrington: Pirate Queen, pg.
Sparrow names a co-regent. Surprised is not the word.
Reciprocal Frocking, R.
James. Is. Frocked. He is not best pleased.
.the post-AWE fixes.
Elizabeth in Waiting, pg-13.
Ten years is a long time.
Jack in Progress, pg-13.
Aye, he can do this.
.the gone come dawn trilogy.
gone come dawn, pg.
Jack doesn't know what hit him. He'd very much like details about his pants.
red sky in morning, pg.
One morning, Jack wakes naked on a beach and remembers.
red sky at night, R.
James knows exactly what's hit him. There's accursedness, then there's just bloody bad luck.
.one-shots.
An Utter Lack of Contrition, R.
This is without a doubt the worst apology he's ever heard. In which there is flagrant abuse of Norrington's wig, Sparrow's rum, and Anamaria's patience. Also, pie!smut.
Reasons to be missed, pg, gen. Character death.
Will offers James one more day. He spends it with Sparrow. Title.
Telemetry, pg. James/OFC.
Flips of a coin, Jack Sparrow and James Norrington. Will wonders if they know it.
Opportune Moments, g, gen.
A POTC guide to Canadian Parliamentary proroguement circa 2008, complete with handy linkspam.
Home is Where, R.
Family can make us do atrocious things int he name of acceptance. Eventually, the truth must out. AU.
.torchwood.
shipping: Jack/Ianto
Wherein Jack's long gone, Ianto's asleep, and TARDIS has better things to do, R. Ianto/Face of Boe.
One last shag, courtesy of the Doctor. Written for rounds-of-kink. Prompt includes: tentacle!smut, telepathic!smut, and masturbation.
Now and in the hour, pg.
Some things he regrets. Most things he doesn't. Post-COE4 ficlet.
.across the universe.
shipping: Max/Jude
Sisters, strawberries, and its, pg-13.
Coming home sucks and not in a good way. Max resolves to fix that.
.kitchen confidential.
desert island, gun to your head, r, Teddy gen, Teddy/Steven
Sane has been relative in every kitchen Teddy's ever worked but never moreso than now. For athenejen for yuletide 2010.
.transmetropolitan.
shipping: Spider/Yelena
the new jerusalem, R for language.
It's not that he doesn't care. It never has been.
.commercials.
Come and Get Your Love, pg. Paul (Verizon)/Chad (Alltel spokesdude)
Chad wants to meet him, spokesdude to spokesdude, what with the merger and all. Paul doesn't have time for this shit. But if he's not out checking the network, he's going to make it worth his time.