Feb 28, 2005 11:05
Ten Things I've Done That Others Might Not Have
1. Had the nicknames "Paki" [like Pakistani], "Dirty Mexican," and "Jew" when I am NONE of the above.
2. I've had 3 different legal names in my lifetime. I was born as Tasneem Sadik Siddiky. The rest is a dumb story. But now I'm Enver Hasan Siddiky.
3. Walked around the monuments of Washington, D.C. at 4AM, including going to The Lincoln Monument when it is COMPLETELY EMPTY.
4. Went with my Unitarian roommate and Presbyterian friend to rush the JEWISH FRAT....OH and all three of us were invited back to the closed rush!
5. Walked in front of the following objects/places/people PANTSLESS: not just the whole cast of Enemy of the People, but Jimmy Dragas's mom as well. The Pembroke K-Mart. A bunch of random people at my party that I met that night. And apparently an entire brown party when I was a just a bebe brownie. [see?! it started from the beginning, I'm told that I HATED clothes as a kid.]
6. Had my girlfriend do my makeup and nails.
7. Dated two girls with the same birthday, liked two others who shared the same birthday, and became briefly infatuated with Kiera Knightley, who shares the birthday of those first two exes.
8. SHOOK HANDS WITH CHUCK D. FROM PUBLIC ENEMY!!!!
9. Skipped a class for the last 2 weeks of my senior year. When I got caught and explained myself, the Dean of Students didn't get mad, instead she complimented me on my apparent possession of the large "cajones" [her words, not mine] required to do what I did. I got almost no real punishment, a few detentions on saturday. 1 was spent learning to drive a stick shift in my physics teacher's MIATA, the other was spent getting everyone, including the proctor [THE DEAN OF STUDENTS], BREAKFAST while they all had to study. oh and that class I skipped? yeah, I was a week late on 2 projects, I did them both in the presence of my teacher and sorta with his guidance...AND he liked them so much he gave me a 100 on BOTH OF THEM.
10. Been able to say "my sister is my second cousin" without lying.