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formicas 1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, middle, and last name. What is it?
Riley Olvia Granger. (I picked these names at random, so don't ask me how or why i chose them)
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead. Who are they?
Billie Joe Armstrong and Jessica Alba
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
Pineapple Homicide. and one day I will actually name something with that, I owe it to Riley.
4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What would it be?
A scorpian on my arse so I'll always have a sting in my tail
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, what is it?
Lies Are Much More Fun by The Grates
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
Back to Adelaide. Or maybe Melbourne. Nothing further east than that.
7. You are leaving your country, where would you move?
Back to England. Or possibly the south of France.
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
Adrian Mole: Growing Pains (it was the first book on my mind)
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
Walk the Line (first movie on my mind)
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
Bird: Either a magpie or a tit, just so I could be called a tit.
Insect: Ladybug. Pretty, can lly and people don't really squish them
Mammal: Blue whale, or a dolphin. or a panda bear.
11. You get to relive one year of your life. Which year?
Most of Year 11 (the end got kinda crappy but bearable I guess) or Year 10.
12. Which would you least like to relive?
Year 10 and possibly last year
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards any decade?
1899, or 1950, or 1966
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.
Sky diving. My ears can't handle the pressure underwater.
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with someone that is no longer alive. Who would you choose?
Young Elvis (not fat Elvis) or a young Johnny Cash.
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
Stars in Their Eyes (if I actually had talent) or Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
WWF, world wildlife fund/federation thingy
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
Ointment. It makes you sound like a pig when you say it and no one ever really says it anyway.
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax-free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of 50. Do you take it?
Although its mighty tempting, I'd have to say no because I'd rather live life to the fullest and have plenty of life experiences well into my 80's.