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Today my boss asked me what I do when I'm not working. I told him I just sit in my room most of the day.........CRYING
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(Forgive me if you've heard this one already, but) What's up with this whole popular saying/joke about how magazines meant as J/O material are bound to have the pages stuck together. If you're jerkin' off with a magazine, you either need to have really bad aim or get off on seeing your cum on the model's face to have that happen.
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A few days ago, my boss told me a story about a conversation between him and his wife after my first day working there. According to him, they were talking about how I did, and, at one point she said I was pretty quiet to which my boss speculated "i don't know, maybe he's gay" Now, I don't really get the connection between quietness and being a homo, but for some reason I can understand why a straight person might say that as a repsonse to a (seemingly) unrelated personality trait. I don't know why, but it doesn't seem that weird to me. However, his saying that may have been an intuitive hunch, especially since I don't come off as a faggot to most everyone. When he said this, his wife became very upset, saying "well what if he is? He can't work here if he is, right?" Then she started crying and saying things like "Well, what if he hits on you when I am working??" He got incredibly angry at her, yelled at her for saying something so profoundly stupid, and wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the night.
That shit is fucked up.
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So, lately I have been getting some wonderfully uplifting and inspiring IM's from complete strangers. They really make my day. Some of the most recent messages included
"I want your big cock in my mouth"
"nggggh, im (sic) gonna cum "
and
"i wanna make sweet sassy love to your oversized johnson"
okay, i made the last one up
Regardless, keep 'em coming folks!
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(Forgive me if you've heard this one already, but) What's up with this whole popular saying/joke about how magazines meant as J/O material are bound to have the pages stuck together. If you're jerkin' off with a magazine, you either need to have really bad aim or get off on seeing your cum on the model's face to have that happen.
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A few days ago, my boss told me a story about a conversation between him and his wife after my first day working there. According to him, they were talking about how I did, and, at one point she said I was pretty quiet to which my boss speculated "i don't know, maybe he's gay" Now, I don't really get the connection between quietness and being a homo, but for some reason I can understand why a straight person might say that as a repsonse to a (seemingly) unrelated personality trait. I don't know why, but it doesn't seem that weird to me. However, his saying that may have been an intuitive hunch, especially since I don't come off as a faggot to most everyone. When he said this, his wife became very upset, saying "well what if he is? He can't work here if he is, right?" Then she started crying and saying things like "Well, what if he hits on you when I am working??" He got incredibly angry at her, yelled at her for saying something so profoundly stupid, and wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the night.
That shit is fucked up.
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So, lately I have been getting some wonderfully uplifting and inspiring IM's from complete strangers. They really make my day. Some of the most recent messages included
"I want your big cock in my mouth"
"nggggh, im (sic) gonna cum "
and
"i wanna make sweet sassy love to your oversized johnson"
okay, i made the last one up
Regardless, keep 'em coming folks!
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