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Well I have had quite the day.
FIRSTLY - I went to the dentist today and had me some nitrous oxide. HANDS DOWN the weirdest drug experience I have ever had (in recent past). And I have been having many of these BIZZARO experiences in succession cuz I am getting a root canal! can you believe? A root canal at 22? WHY GOD?
SECONDISH - Today a customer at Storage USA came into the office saying there was a kitty STUCK IN THE BOTTOM OF THE GUTTER BY ONE OF OUR BUILDINGS! So, I drove the golf cart over there and I TOOK CONTROL, FUCKS. I pushed everyone out of the way, said "make way, kitty professional here" and stuck MY HAND into the GUTTER, GRABBED the kitty by its SCRUFF, and lifted that lil' MF right outta the gutter and the crowd went wild. MOST of the last sentence is a complete lie except for the part about me lifting the cat out by the SCRUFF-A-ROO. I named him PINBALL. He was well groomed, had no fleas, and was a purring machine with a collar. He probably belongs (or belonged) to someone and I am now wondering if he is a lost cat, or if someone just let him go, or if someone SPECIFICALLY dropped him into the gutter. I sure hope it's not the latter. It's a shame for such a traumatic think to happen to a 6-month-ish old kitten. WHY GOD? WHY?
LASTLY I just found out that Eels released a new album this PAST JUNE! WTF?! It's called "SHOOTENANNY!" andI can't believe I didn't know about it! Granted, Souljacker wasn't all that impressive to me, but damn I am becoming such a lackadaisical rock fan. And I am the type of person that has absorbed 99.9% of all existing information about my favorite musical performers. I AM A ROCK JUGGERNAUT. And I somehow forgot about Eels. WHY GOD?
WHY?!
FIRSTLY - I went to the dentist today and had me some nitrous oxide. HANDS DOWN the weirdest drug experience I have ever had (in recent past). And I have been having many of these BIZZARO experiences in succession cuz I am getting a root canal! can you believe? A root canal at 22? WHY GOD?
SECONDISH - Today a customer at Storage USA came into the office saying there was a kitty STUCK IN THE BOTTOM OF THE GUTTER BY ONE OF OUR BUILDINGS! So, I drove the golf cart over there and I TOOK CONTROL, FUCKS. I pushed everyone out of the way, said "make way, kitty professional here" and stuck MY HAND into the GUTTER, GRABBED the kitty by its SCRUFF, and lifted that lil' MF right outta the gutter and the crowd went wild. MOST of the last sentence is a complete lie except for the part about me lifting the cat out by the SCRUFF-A-ROO. I named him PINBALL. He was well groomed, had no fleas, and was a purring machine with a collar. He probably belongs (or belonged) to someone and I am now wondering if he is a lost cat, or if someone just let him go, or if someone SPECIFICALLY dropped him into the gutter. I sure hope it's not the latter. It's a shame for such a traumatic think to happen to a 6-month-ish old kitten. WHY GOD? WHY?
LASTLY I just found out that Eels released a new album this PAST JUNE! WTF?! It's called "SHOOTENANNY!" andI can't believe I didn't know about it! Granted, Souljacker wasn't all that impressive to me, but damn I am becoming such a lackadaisical rock fan. And I am the type of person that has absorbed 99.9% of all existing information about my favorite musical performers. I AM A ROCK JUGGERNAUT. And I somehow forgot about Eels. WHY GOD?
WHY?!