I AM A ROBOT
I registered for my classes last night at Rutgers. For those of you who don't know, I am transferring from NYU to Rutgers, and while I would vastly prefer living in Manhattan, going to classes with the pretentious art fags and getting propositioned on the street, I decided against it mainly because it would cost the same for one year at NYU as it would to get my Ph.D. at Rutgers. Luckily, practically all my credits transferred, and I was asked to join the ASCENT program for transfer students who excel academically. I AM FUCKING AMAZING.
In other news, I decided to put up a Manhunt profile, just to see what sort of response it would get. SO, I got like 50 messages on the first day, some of which were from hot (local) guys. Among all these responses were these messages (in their entirety) such as:
"I want to suck the fucking hell out of ur cock man"
"dude i want to suck ur cum"
"dude i want to suck ur big cock so bad"
"dude u have HOT cock...def want it inside me..sup "
As you can see, these boys are seriously lacking in originality. I particularly like how the last one waits until he states his primal carnal purpose of contacting me before he actually makes his greeting. The boy knows what he wants.
My favorite one so far is:
"VERY hungry bttm here! I'm iso of HUNG tpps to come over and pound my STARVING hole!!"
He gets major points for anthropomorphizing his asshole. His asshole is totally and utterly famished. It's hard to pull that off and still be taken seriously.
More importantly, however, I got 3 offers to appear in pornographic films. GAY pornographic films! One was from Cobra Video. A lot of the boys on the site are fucking hot, and a few aren't. I need money, but I am not sure I would want a video record of me pounding some twink's starving hole for the rest of my life for just a few thousand bucks.
Lastly, I haven't in years been as excited about a new album coming out as I am about the new album from The Hives "Tyrannosaurus Hives". The new single is pretty amazing and actually is very reminiscent of Devo; I can tell they have progressed quite a bit since their last release
Pelle is a sexy bitch.
In other news, I decided to put up a Manhunt profile, just to see what sort of response it would get. SO, I got like 50 messages on the first day, some of which were from hot (local) guys. Among all these responses were these messages (in their entirety) such as:
"I want to suck the fucking hell out of ur cock man"
"dude i want to suck ur cum"
"dude i want to suck ur big cock so bad"
"dude u have HOT cock...def want it inside me..sup "
As you can see, these boys are seriously lacking in originality. I particularly like how the last one waits until he states his primal carnal purpose of contacting me before he actually makes his greeting. The boy knows what he wants.
My favorite one so far is:
"VERY hungry bttm here! I'm iso of HUNG tpps to come over and pound my STARVING hole!!"
He gets major points for anthropomorphizing his asshole. His asshole is totally and utterly famished. It's hard to pull that off and still be taken seriously.
More importantly, however, I got 3 offers to appear in pornographic films. GAY pornographic films! One was from Cobra Video. A lot of the boys on the site are fucking hot, and a few aren't. I need money, but I am not sure I would want a video record of me pounding some twink's starving hole for the rest of my life for just a few thousand bucks.
Lastly, I haven't in years been as excited about a new album coming out as I am about the new album from The Hives "Tyrannosaurus Hives". The new single is pretty amazing and actually is very reminiscent of Devo; I can tell they have progressed quite a bit since their last release
Pelle is a sexy bitch.