HAPPY TIME AGAIN!

[curiouselliot]

First news is: NEW LIVEJOURNAL LAYOUT!!!

And a new blend on top

If you are viewing this on your friends page, you need to click on my name and check out the fabulousness of it all. I must give many thanks to greatattis for helping me with all of this, and for creating the graphics. He made one out of pictures of my cock, but I figured it would be a

Comments

[polymorphous]

Use your cock for unsavoury purposes... ? Perish the thought!

[curiouselliot]

I know! My cock should be treated with the highest regard and used for only the most sweet and savoury purposes. It belongs in a museum!

[holyorgasm]

hahaha...I have a recipe for Sweet and Savory Chicken...

Yeah that was out of nowhere. I just got some mental images of you cooking dinner naked.

[curiouselliot]

So, I'm the REAL Naked Chef

[polymorphous]

You cooking dinner nekkid could be positively disastrous for your health. Christ almighty, imagine if you sneezed and the convulsion flopped it into the steamer.
Promise me you will strap it down if you ever get the urge to cook without your apron on.