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[curiouselliot]

YO YO BITCHES, here's some mo' pics of my JOLLY ROGER

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[nihilicious]

As I explained before, I *heart* you.

However, I have noticed that you seem to only own one pair of undergarments. There's no shame in that. But, if you are looking to purchase more, might I recommend the Gap?

I once purchased a pair at the Gap that were camoflaged, so that if I were lost in the jungle wearing only underwear, the Viet Cong would be unable to see my blindingly white body, and thus would allow me to survive long enough to massacre their small village.

Awfuly thoughful of the Gap, considering that every Vietnamese child who is killed is one less underwear-stitcher for their sweatshop.

They made the same pattern in blue, and had the audacity to call it "Camoflage blue." What am I camoflaging in wearing blue fucking jungle print underpants? A jungle full of smurfs? Those Vietnamese kids. Great with the stitching, but sometimes they just don't think things through, you know?

Anyhow, some thoughts.

[curiouselliot]

Blue camouflage is for dolphin hunting......everyone knows that.

[nihilicious]

Bastard. Poor innocent dolphins. Did you know that they are the only animals other than humans to engage in group sex?

I read that somewhere, but as I type it, I think it to be scientifically suspect. Perhaps I should apply for a grant of some sort.

[curiouselliot]

A few years back, I was listening to Howard Stern they had on this guy who had sex with a dolphin. He described the whole process. It was really hot.

p.s. - I added you

[nihilicious]

A boy dolphin or a girl dolphin? 'Cause gay dolphin sex, now that's just sick.

[curiouselliot]

It was a girl dolphin. And I agree, gay dolphin sex IS SICK.

Now hetero dolphin sex....that's HOT

Now this begs the question.....what kind of sex is it if you just like fucking the blowhole (on either sex)? And is it a morally reprehensible form of sex?

[nihilicious]

I can answer neither of those questions.

However, I offer the observation that the phrase "fucking the blowhole" is ripe to be introduced into general slang.

[curiouselliot]

Oh, it is OVER-ripe. I will post the definitive definition in an upcoming journal entry.