ANTI VALENTINE
A guy came into work today with a single rose in a vase and heart ribbon around it and I was like what the crap, who is sending me flowers?
And THEN I thought, sweet...maybe he could be a singing telegram!
And after that I thought MAYBE he was a stripper gram because he was cute, he smelled good, had on a long coat and he had a fricken rose for cripes sake!
But alas, he was just a salesman with a cute idea to try and get us to work with his staffing service.
Dammit.
And THEN I thought, sweet...maybe he could be a singing telegram!
And after that I thought MAYBE he was a stripper gram because he was cute, he smelled good, had on a long coat and he had a fricken rose for cripes sake!
But alas, he was just a salesman with a cute idea to try and get us to work with his staffing service.
Dammit.