Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for
leopardchica617 (-10 points). In June I pulled over and changed
dragoondave's flat tire (15 points). In May I helped
soup_oftheday across the street (6 points). Last Thursday
mikebro1 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-47 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
curious_creatur
hahahahahahahaha.